After Being Hopeless at Singing and Dancing, I Exploded in Popularity Due to My Appetite

Synopsis:

A taotie (mythical beast) who had just come of age and emerged from the mountains found herself out of place in modern society. To earn a living and eat, she had no choice but to find a job at a “factory” (referring to the entertainment industry here, often a metaphor for a production line).

On her first day at the “factory,” she met an old acquaintance.

A certain talent show exploded on hot searches on its premiere day.

One reason was the presence of the actress Lin, who debuted as a singer, serving as a mentor.

The second was that a certain contestant’s first reaction upon seeing actress Lin was to rush over and take a bite out of her eyebrow.

Fans swarmed in, curious to see just how remarkable this audacious contestant was.

They then discovered that while this contestant was exquisitely beautiful, her singing was off-key, and her dancing looked like calisthenics.

During every public performance, she would stare intently at the actress Lin sitting below the stage.

#Is she desperate for fame?#

#Tao Nian get out of the entertainment industry#

Tao Nian, oblivious to all this, endured her rumbling stomach and secretly thought, “After so many years, Lin Qianman looks even more delicious. I’m so hungry, I want to eat her QAQ.”

Three hours later, during the program’s unified live broadcast, other contestants competed for attention.

Meanwhile, Tao Nian, huddled in a corner, focused on eating the snacks on the table for two hours straight.

Actress Lin, who never did live broadcasts, sat beside Tao Nian, her eyes filled with loving indulgence: “Is that enough? Should I get you another five jin (approx. 5.5 lbs) of beef?”

#Oh no, I’m actually shipping them#

A multitude of CP (couple) fans shipped them fiercely, wishing they could just move the civil affairs bureau over.

Lin Qianman remained calm and composed, even adding another bowl of soup for Tao Nian, “Eat this for me! Once you’re full, you probably won’t eat me, right? QAQ”

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Taotie vs. Qilin (another mythical beast)

#You thought that was my CP? No! That’s my emergency food supply#

#You thought this was endless doting? No! That’s my will to survive#

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One-sentence summary: Of course, it’s also thanks to the CP with my wife.

Theme: Accept yourself, embrace happiness.