After Transmigrating as the Villain’s Scummy Alpha "Dainty" Wife, My Escape Failed (GL) - Chapter 6

“Pfft—hahahaha!”

Just as the awkwardness in Chi Yuan’s heart was about to overflow through the screen, a sudden, abrupt burst of laughter rang out in the living room, clear as a bell.

Who?! Who was laughing?

Chi Yuan turned her head in flustered indignation, her small face flushed bright red as she tried to find the source. However, she saw that everyone else was desperately stifling their laughter, politely keeping quiet.

The crowd’s unspoken thought: We know you’re a fake fan, but we definitely won’t call you out.

The reason was simple—Chi Yuan, with her face red from embarrassment, was just too cute.

Hearing the voice but seeing no person?

Chi Yuan circled the long table in the living room with a look of confusion. The next second, she suddenly stepped forward and yanked up the drooping tablecloth.

—Revealing two identical faces.

Chi Yuan jumped back a few steps in shock: “…”

“Surprise!”

The two people hiding under the table greeted everyone while slowly crawling out. One of the taller boys moved a bit too fast and whacked his head against the table with a dull thud.

“Hiss—that hurts.”

Chi Yuan: …Is this some kind of idiot from a random corner of the world?

The two stood before Chi Yuan, striking poses they clearly thought were cool. They introduced themselves: “We are the duo Lemon. I am the older brother, Gu Ning, and I am the younger brother, Gu Meng. We are happy to join Home of Peaches and Plums. Please take care of us in the future.”

Having said that, they broke into an impromptu street dance. Their movements were clean and sharp. Since both looked quite young, the dance carried a vibrant, youthful energy.

Chi Yuan clapped along, remembering how she had found Momo’s self-introduction “too fancy” earlier. Compared to this, that was nothing; these two had leveled up to a full dance performance.

She hadn’t expected the entertainment industry’s self-introductions to be this competitive. She began to regret not bringing a brick to perform a “one-punch-shattering-stone” act for everyone.

The twins seemed to think their entrance was quite unique, their expressions a bit smug.

Gu Ning, the brother with the middle-part hairstyle, rubbed his nose. “We’ve been crouching down there for over half an hour. We heard Teacher Wang and Teacher Jiang’s professional mutual-flattery session. Hahaha, they didn’t notice us at all.”

Wang Wen & Jiang Wan: …Oh, that must have been very hard for you.

Chi Yuan leaned in to whisper to Jiang Ci, “Crouching under a table for half an hour just to scare us. Are those two… missing a screw in their heads?”

Jiang Ci gave her a cool glance that clearly said: You’re much the same.

The nine guests sat in a circle around the long table and began their proper introductions.

Chi Yuan learned the identities of the two men acting as “door gods” on either side of Jiang Wan—crosstalk comedian Wang Wen and professional boxer Gao Yaohui.

Momo looked at Gao Yaohui with surprise. “You’re a boxer? That’s so cool! Have you won any awards?”

Gao Yaohui rubbed his buzz cut bashfully, his eyes secretly darting toward Jiang Wan. “I’ve participated in some domestic events and won a few awards. I’m not a star; I came to this show hoping more people would know about and understand boxing.”

The passion and sincerity for sports in his eyes resonated deeply with Chi Yuan.

She hadn’t expected to meet a kindred spirit on a variety show. Reflecting on her time in this world, she hadn’t had a proper sparring session yet. Usually, at the Chi house, she stayed in the third-floor gym training with a sandbag. Her hands were itching for action.

She wondered if she’d get a chance to swap pointers with him.

When it was Chi Yuan’s turn, she chose to give a symbolic introduction. Although the original host was a playboy, she was also a wealthy second-generation heir. Following Xiao Qianqian and a group of upper-class socialites, she had invested in many industries. With many companies under her name, she was technically a “watered-down” CEO.

Learning that a wealthy CEO was among the guests, the others looked at Chi Yuan with more than a little confusion.

Why would a dignified company president descend to participate in a lifestyle variety show? To provide poverty relief or to experience life? Are you sure you didn’t wander onto the wrong set of ‘Metamorphosis’?

Wang Wen spoke bluntly, voicing the question on everyone’s mind: “So, the reason President Chi came to Home of Peaches and Plums is…”

Chi Yuan adopted the “busy CEO” persona and began lying through her teeth without blinking: “To promote new products launched by my company. I believe that an owner appearing in person to promote products is a great new marketing method.”

The others clapped in admiration, seemingly half-convinced.

Only Jiang Ci remained expressionless: Little liar.

The System grumbled inwardly: Dear Host, no boss personally joins a variety show just to push products. Please be more serious with your excuses.

Chi Yuan rolled her eyes: If I say there is, there is.

System: …Fine. You’re the CEO, whatever makes you happy.

As the introductions ended, the topic shifted to electing a “Village Head.”

The air suddenly seemed to freeze. Everyone fell silent, glancing at each other, but no one spoke. Silence was the theme of Home of Peaches and Plums at that moment.

[Post-filming interview.]

[Voice-over: Why does every one of you want to be the Village Head?]

[Gu Ning: Because being the Village Head gives you power. You can set the rules.]

[Gu Meng: Everyone has to listen to the Village Head. That’s so cool.]

[Momo: Being the Village Head means responsibility. Since I’m in this show, I want to do my best. I believe I can take on that responsibility.]

[Jiang Ci: I think the most important thing for a Village Head is to ensure fairness. I know everyone is nice, but we aren’t familiar yet. Over the next three weeks, there will inevitably be friction and conflict. That’s when a Village Head must step up. If you show favoritism or act out of self-interest, your authority is gone. You must be fair, just, and impartial.]

[Jiang Ci: I believe I can do it well because I am not a person who is easily swayed by emotions.]

[Zhao Zhenzhen: Among these children, I am the oldest. Consequently, I have more experience and wisdom. Although there are only nine of us, it is a small-scale society. I believe it is right to let an elder with seniority guide them.]

[Voice-over: You are the only one of the nine who doesn’t want to be the Village Head. Why?]

[Chi Yuan looks at the camera with a “cool” expression: I’m used to making decisions. Occasionally, I need to listen to others’ opinions.]

The choice for Village Head reached a long stalemate. Several people slumped onto the table like wilted vegetables.

Gu Ning: “I’m hungry. Let’s set this topic aside for now and solve the dinner problem first.”

Jiang Ci: “Does anyone here know how to cook?”

A capable chef was essential for the “Home of Peaches and Plums”; the quality of their meals for the next three weeks depended on it. The crew had explained beforehand that the private island provided no delivery services—all food, clothing, and shelter relied on the guests’ own efforts.

After a round of questioning, it turned out that Jiang Ci—who looked the least likely to possess culinary skills—was the only one in the whole village who could cook.

Jiang Ci: “…No one else?”

The System’s voice rang in Chi Yuan’s head: Dishonest. These people are too dishonest. They’re dumping the most tiring and troublesome job on Jiang Ci.

Chi Yuan: How so?

System: That crosstalk comedian showed off his skills on a cooking show before; his culinary skills are quite good. And Zhao Zhenzhen has pushed a “virtuous wife and mother” persona in interviews, saying she cooks personally at home. Momo mentioned in a livestream that she took cooking classes.

Yet now, they all remained silent.

Chi Yuan bit her lip. After hesitating for a moment, she slowly raised her hand. “Er, my cooking isn’t great, but I can assist Teacher Jiang.”

Jiang Ci’s skeptical gaze swept over immediately, her eyes clearly writing “I don’t trust you.”

Chi Yuan was frustrated. She glared back poutily. I’m trying to help you, how can you look down on me!

Jiang Ci’s unspoken reply: As long as you don’t get in the way.

Seeing the two making eyes at each other again in front of everyone, Jiang Wan gnashed her teeth in annoyance. She also raised her hand. “I know a little too. I can also assist Sister Jiang.”

She stared at Jiang Ci with innocent “doe eyes.” “As long as Sister Jiang doesn’t mind my clumsiness. I promise not to cause trouble.”

Chi Yuan: …Yeah, right.

Jiang Ci rejected her decisively: “No need. Chi Yuan and I will handle dinner tonight. With another person, the kitchen won’t be able to hold us. It would be—too crowded.”

Crowded? Is Jiang Ci indirectly calling me fat?!

Jiang Ci led her “little tail,” Chi Yuan, into the kitchen. She first briefly tidied up the messy space and mopped the floor.

Chi Yuan was the first to open the refrigerator, but the sight of the empty fridge—cleaner than her own face—made her mental state explode.

“Jiang Ci, there are no ingredients.”

Jiang Ci leaned over the fridge to look and, for once, offered a barb: “The production crew is truly ruthless.”

One cannot make bricks without straw. The two began searching every corner of the kitchen.

Jiang Wan, who had snuck into the kitchen like a lingering spirit, suddenly poked her head out. “Need help?”

Chi Yuan: “The crew seems to have forgotten to prepare ingredients for tonight.”

“Is that so? What a shame. I really wanted to taste Sister Jiang’s cooking.” Jiang Wan’s tone was full of regret, but her expression looked entirely too happy.

Chi Yuan & Jiang Ci: “…”

Jiang Wan’s eyes darted around as she warmly leaned toward Chi Yuan. “Sister Chi, are you hungry? I brought a few packs of snacks.”

Chi Yuan didn’t want to pay her any mind and moved closer to Jiang Ci, a clear gesture of cold rejection.

Jiang Wan froze in place, screaming at her System internally: System! Why is the “Everyone Loves Her” attribute useless on Chi Yuan? She clearly hates Jiang Ci, yet now she’d rather stick to her than talk to me. You failed to spy on her before, too. What use is this broken system?

System: My data was scrambled during the last attempt and I was forced to shut down. I only recovered today. If the aura doesn’t work on Chi Yuan, maybe… she’s suddenly developed immunity?

Jiang Wan snapped: “You’re the System, and you’re asking me?! Is there any other way?”

System: There is, but it requires the Host to upgrade the ‘Everyone Loves Her’ attribute.

Jiang Wan: “Then upgrade it already!”

System: Upgrading requires all the points the Host currently possesses. Please consider carefully.

Jiang Wan was impatient: “Points can be earned back. Do it, hurry!”

System: [Ding—Upgrading “Everyone Loves Her” attribute. Estimated time: six hours. Please wait patiently.]

Jiang Wan: Fuck—Are you playing me? It takes that long?!

The System rolled its virtual eyes and ignored her. Left with no choice, Jiang Wan shot a resentful look at the two of them and turned to leave.

Seeing Jiang Wan exit, Chi Yuan breathed a sigh of relief. She was genuinely afraid Jiang Wan would suddenly pull some stunt on Jiang Ci.

Jiang Ci’s gaze lingered on Chi Yuan for a moment. She suddenly leaned in, whispering into her ear, “You seem quite nervous about Jiang Wan. What, fallen in love again?”

The warm air hit Chi Yuan’s defenseless earlobe. Faced with that beauty in such close proximity, her ears turned beet red. Her eyes darted around, not knowing where to look.

Swallowing hard, she stammered, “I haven’t fallen in love. I… I’m just afraid she’ll… do something bad to you.”

“Pfft—” Hearing Chi Yuan’s words, Jiang Ci let out a soft laugh. she toyed with a lock of hair falling over her chest, radiating charm and elegance.

“Instead of worrying about me, President Chi should worry more about yourself.”

“A ‘little white rabbit’ who is too delicious will be coveted by many people.”

Chi Yuan, successfully flirted with, felt her brain turn to mush. Her mind crashed.

Little white rabbit? What little white rabbit?

Jiang Ci can talk, but why does she have to lean in so close?

Sister, please stop smiling. You’re literally going to be the death of me.

At that moment, the kitchen door was pushed open. Gu Meng walked in with a large bag containing over a dozen packs of instant noodles.

Gu Meng: “I heard the crew didn’t prepare food. How about tonight… Sister Chi, why is your face so red?”

He looked left at Jiang Ci, who was washing dishes with a calm expression, and then right at Chi Yuan, whose neck was red while she silently picked at her fingers. He began to wonder if he had arrived at a bad time.

The situation looked… off.

Chi Yuan quickly rubbed her face. “Instant noodles are great! Let’s just make do for tonight.”

Gu Meng scratched his head in confusion. Dazed, he handed the noodles over, but accidentally tripped over the door sill. The noodles flew out of his hands and scattered across the floor.

Chi Yuan quickly bent down to help, but her lower back accidentally hit a protruding table leaf. Her feet slipped, and her body fell toward Jiang Ci.

Hearing the commotion, Jiang Ci turned around. The next second, she felt a sudden warmth on her lips as she was tackled to the ground by the unbalanced Chi Yuan.

Both fell to the floor together, still locked in a kiss.

The sensation of their lips meeting made Chi Yuan’s eyes widen. She lifted her head in awkward shock, her soft lips pulling away.

Just as she was about to apologize, she met Jiang Ci’s eyes, which were brimming with a watery shimmer.

Chi Yuan: Oh no?! I think I made her cry by kissing her…

Author’s Note:

Chi Yuan: Successfully flirted with.

Jiang Ci: Successfully kissed.

So, in this round, who actually won?

Trust me, no matter how “Alpha” Jiang-Jiang acts, she is definitely the Receiver.