Summary
Synopsis:
“The ‘Bigshot’ we agreed upon… died just like that?”
Xie Yunshen, a gold-medal bodyguard, was transmigrated into a novel world after complaining about a story he read following his retirement. In this world, he is a bodyguard for the Yan family, tasked with protecting the head of the household, Yan Shiqi.
In the original novel, this “straight bigshot” was the only character who didn’t become a love rival to the male lead. He was a serious career-driven man dedicated to strengthening his family empire. However, due to a villain’s instigation, he eventually died at the hands of his own brothers.
Oh, you’re asking what the bodyguard by the head’s side was doing?
He was a useless waste of space who relied on the fact that his father had saved the previous head’s life; he was basically there to eat and drink for free until retirement. When the bigshot was being stabbed, he was just standing there dazed.
Yes, the person Xie Yunshen has transmigrated into is that very “useless bodyguard.”
Not long after arriving, the male lead launched a night raid on the Yan residence. Xie Yunshen, who already disliked the male lead, hadn’t lost the skills or strength from his previous life despite only being retired for half a month. However, because his “software” (soul) and “hardware” (body) weren’t fully synced yet, he accidentally kissed the bigshot—who was just standing by watching the drama—right on the mouth.
In that 0.01 second of a “cosmic explosion,” he saw Yan Shiqi’s rock-solid face frown! As expected of the straight bigshot who once had feelings for the original heroine.
But he really didn’t do it on purpose.
A top-tier gold-medal bodyguard in his past life, he must clear the “useless” stigma in this life!
When the bigshot gets in the car, he raises his hand to protect his head (even though the bigshot is only 175cm tall…).
The bigshot closes his eyes: “…”
He follows closely at every event, never leaving his side.
At critical moments, he pins the bigshot against his chest to protect him, ignoring the terrifying, suffocating aura coming from the bigshot’s handsome face and messy hair.
When someone tries to spike a drink, Xie Yunshen sees through it instantly. When assassins chase their car, Xie Yunshen breaks through the siege single-handedly. Overnight, the Yan family’s “useless bodyguard” becomes a top-tier master.
Competitors offer huge sums to scout him.
The male lead develops a love-hate relationship with him.
The villain wants to kill him as quickly as possible.
In the original plot, the bigshot was hated by the male lead because he drank wine offered by the heroine, leading to a series of tragedies. This time, just as the bigshot reaches for the wine, Xie Yunshen grabs it and drinks it first.
“Sorry, my master doesn’t associate with women, but I do,” he says righteously.
Yan Shiqi: “…”
For the next month, rumors spread across the entire Southern Province that the bigshot “doesn’t like women.” Consequently, a never-ending stream of “Green Tea” men began appearing to “accidentally” catch the bigshot’s attention or offer themselves to his bed.
Xie Yunshen’s workload skyrocketed: “Maybe we should release a statement saying you actually like women?”
The bigshot looks up at him: “It’s not important anymore.”
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The most terrifying thing in the world isn’t having a 2D character discover your secret of transmigrating. It’s when one “straight” man says to another “straight” man: “Sleep with me tonight.”
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Wait, I transmigrated into a “face-slapping” power fantasy for men, right?
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One-sentence summary: How can two straight men kiss?
Theme: Reject prejudice; stay true to your original heart.