After Transmigrating into a Scumbag Alpha, I Became the Female Lead's White Moonlight (GL) - Chapter 4

Chi Huan fell silent for a moment, shrinking back.

The malice against Scumbag Alphas in this world is truly immense.

Chen Chen said enthusiastically: “Let’s go! My wife’s barbecue is so delicious; I guarantee you’ll gain ten pounds in one meal!”

Chi Huan quickly refused: “No, no, no! Our CEO persona must be maintained. Absolutely no cheap street food!”

Chen Chen nodded profoundly, extending the right hand of friendship to his good buddy: “I understand. Aristocrats, they need to be uniquely expensive. I can arrange a custom price for you, one hundred yuan per skewer! Guaranteed not to be cheap!”

Chi Huan desperately clung to the armrest of her chair: “That won’t work either! Eating barbecue gives me acne. Acne makes me ugly, and if I’m ugly, no beautiful little Omegas will try to seduce me!”

Chen Chen desperately pulled: “What are you, a rich second generation, afraid of ugliness for? Massive wealth crushes all perfect beauty! You can get plastic surgery if you get disfigured! We’re not short on money!”

Chi Huan wailed desperately: “I’m half-paralyzed! I’m disabled! I can’t walk! I’m not going!”

A blue vein popped on Chen Chen’s forehead: “I’ll carry you there!”

Chi Huan yelled at the top of her lungs: “I report you for running a corrupt business! For taking bribes and abusing your power for personal gain!”

Chen Chen sneered: “Go ahead and report!”

“You just want to beat me up! Why are you looking for excuses? Invite me for a barbecue? Pah!“

“If it weren’t for this uniform, I would have beaten you already! Giving you face. Come out yourself!”

The two were at a stalemate in the interrogation room for a long time. Chi Huan clung fiercely to the chair, and Chen Chen used all his strength to pull her like a turnip, neither willing to let go.

“Ooh, quite lively here.” A loud, casual male voice came from outside the door.

As soon as Chen Chen heard the voice, he instantly let go. Chi Huan didn’t react in time and was launched backward by the highly elastic chair back, hitting the table with a “thwack.”

Chi Huan: “…………”

I have an M-F-P I don’t know whether to utter or not.

Chen Chen didn’t even turn his head, shamelessly sidling over: “Honey, why are you here? Are you missing me? I knew you cared about your husband, coming to deliver food late at night. You’ve worked so hard.”

Chi Huan climbed up, gritting her teeth, and angrily turned around: “Chen Chen, you…”

The barbecue stall owner, dark-skinned and muscular like a fitness coach, flashed a big white smile at Chi Huan and laughed, “Who is this?”

Chen Chen immediately gave a three-part denial: “Stranger, don’t know him, nothing to do with me.”

The barbecue stall owner nodded: “Oh. So what were you two doing just now?”

Chen Chen reacted quickly: “Disciplining a domestic violence Scumbag Alpha!”

Chi Huan was not to be outdone: “Resisting a Scumbag Alpha’s indecent assault!”

Chen Chen quickly complained: “Darling, don’t believe her. Five minutes ago, she mercilessly scummed an Omega into tears. I saw it with my own eyes!”

Chi Huan thought: A joke, you’re the only one who can complain? “He was plotting against me and forcibly shoving and pulling me. You saw that too!”

The boss expressed his understanding. Just as Chi Huan felt relieved, he changed the subject: “So, are you really a Scumbag Alpha?”

Chi Huan quietly shrank back: “Would you believe me if I said I was forced?”

Chen Chen was passive-aggressive: “Would you believe it? Who would believe that? Not even a fool would believe you, okay!”

The boss nodded again, his smile bright and sunny: “I believe it.”

Chen Chen: “…”

Chen Chen instantly shut up and shuffled backward.

My God, how dare he answer so quickly?

Chi Huan immediately became smug, poking her chin up at Chen Chen in a very irritating manner.

However, before her peacock tail could fully fan out, the boss added: “After all, you don’t look very smart.”

Chi Huan’s smile froze on her face: “…”

The boss: “And a weakling. You really don’t look like a Scumbag Alpha.”

Chen Chen: “Hahahaha, gasp, hahahaha.”

The boss placed the barbecue on the table and motioned for the two of them to help themselves.

“You guys eat. I’m going to take a portion to your colleagues too. Everyone’s working hard overtime.”

Chen Chen immediately snatched the bags, saying solicitously: “I’ll do it! How can I burden my wife with such heavy work!”

With that, he walked out carrying two bags of barbecue.

Chi Huan thought the boss looked kind and benevolent, not the kind of brute who would break people’s limbs the moment they acted out. Her rich-second-generation integrity of “never eating street food” instantly evaporated, and she ate more happily than anyone else.

“Brother’s craftsmanship is excellent. This taste… is superb!” Chi Huan was a little choked up from eating and quickly took a sip of water to clear her throat. She gave the boss a thumbs-up. “Oh, I haven’t asked for your name yet?”

“I’m Liu Sixing. You can call me whatever you like.”

“Oh, oh. I’m Chi Huan. Can I call you Boss Liu?”

“Boss Liu or Old Liu is fine. But what should I call you?” Liu Sixing scratched the back of his head.

Chi Huan pondered for a long time and said solemnly: “Call me… The Universe’s Invincible Beautiful Girl!”

Chen Chen, who had just returned from outside the door, heard this and immediately laughed. He leaned over and said amiably: “Universe’s Invincible Beautiful Girl, are you done with your late-night snack?”

Chi Huan rubbed her stomach, giggling: “I’m full. Thank you for the treat, Officer Chen!”

“You’re full, huh? Then get lost! Don’t be an eyesore here!” Chen Chen instantly changed his expression. “A conflict in your own home, and you make an entire police station work overtime. Pay the fine and get out of here right now!”

“Got it! I’ll call my secretary to pick me up immediately!”

She unlocked her phone, accidentally touching the green icon, and the friend request sending interface suddenly spread out before her.

Chi Huan stared at the interface, deep in thought for two seconds.

She had a feeling… she had forgotten something.

Chen Chen also saw her phone screen and sneered: “What, still not giving up? The little girl already knows you’re the one harassing her. Send another request, and be careful, she might give you the ‘block and delete’ combo.”

Chi Huan: “…”

Oh, right. I was eating so happily that I forgot about the female lead.

This is truly the ultimate scumbag move. The Omega ran out crying, and I’m here eating barbecue and trying to become blood brothers with someone…

Hiss… That really doesn’t sound like something a decent Alpha would do.

But the problem was back: Lu You knew she was the one sending the friend requests, so she would definitely be more vigilant now. It would be even harder to add Lu You.

Although, ahem, it wasn’t easy to begin with.

Liu Sixing saw them acting suspiciously and asked curiously, “What are you doing?”

Chen Chen gloated: “Someone here just made a Scumbag Alpha declaration about a stand-in and a white moonlight. The speech was impassioned, the morale was high, but unfortunately, his own Omega overheard it. Now he’s figuring out how to apologize.”

He had seen too many Alphas like this—dying for the sake of appearances, refusing to let go of their so-called Alpha dignity, and ultimately driving their Omegas away.

He had no sympathy and just wanted to enjoy the show.

“If you ask me, just give up. With that sweet mouth of yours, even biological father and son would get into a fight.”

The trio ate with high efficiency. The two large boxes of barbecue were emptied quickly, leaving only the clean bamboo skewers scattered across the table.

Chi Huan’s eyes skimmed over the skewers. Suddenly, a flash of light went off in her mind.

She looked up and asked Chen Chen meaningfully: “What if I manage to add her back?”

Chen Chen slammed the table: “Then I’ll cover all your late-night snacks for the next month!”

How could Chi Huan let him hog the spotlight? She followed suit and slammed the table with irresistible momentum—

“Ow!!!!”

It couldn’t have been worse if she had hit a nail.

The wound on her palm couldn’t withstand her grand gesture, and blood immediately seeped through the gauze.

The System’s faint voice rang out: 【I warned you, with your luck value, it is best not to do anything at all.】

Anything she did would lead to trouble.

Although, ahem, it felt like Chi Huan’s injury this time was less related to her luck value and more closely linked to her I-Q.

Chi Huan: “Woooo.”

Liu Sixing whispered: “See? What did I tell you? Not very smart, right?”

Chen Chen: “Pfft hahahaha hahahahaha…”

After finishing his laugh, he didn’t bother his team’s forensic scientist and dragged a first-aid kit over himself to re-bandage Chi Huan’s wound.

The technique wasn’t quite up to standard, though. He laughed while bandaging, and every time he laughed, his hand trembled, and the gauze would wrap crookedly. Fearing infection, Chen Chen deliberately wrapped several extra layers.

Once the bandaging was finally done, Chen Chen tried hard to look serious: “Can you please stop doing that?”

Chi Huan held up her little hand, which was now bandaged into a rigid club up to and including the elbow, completely unable to bend. She wore a blank expression.

“Doing what?”

Chen Chen looked at her hand in its “single pillar supporting the heavens” pose and completely lost it. A hysterical laugh pierced the thin window of the interrogation room, echoing in the police station’s late-night corridor.

“Hahaha, stop that, hahaha… my stomach hurts… I can’t take it, I’m going to laugh myself to death, dammit, hahaha… you two-bit idiot… I can’t look at the Scumbag Alpha group anymore. Now when I think of the words ‘Scumbag Alpha,’ I just want to laugh, hahahaha…”

Chi Huan squeezed words out through her teeth: “Control your husband.”

Liu Sixing mumbled: “Can’t.”

Chi Huan was incredulous: “Why? Stand up for your family status!”

Liu Sixing bit down hard on his own teeth: “I’m not in a position to lecture him.”

Chi Huan: “???”

Liu Sixing: “The main reason is that I want to laugh too. If you don’t put that club… put your hand down, I won’t be able to hold it in.”

Chi Huan: “…………”

I really want to smash that club over both your heads.

Finally stopping his laughter, Chen Chen wiped his tears and straightened up. The moment he saw Chi Huan’s face: “Pfft!”

“Are you never going to stop?”

Chen Chen apologized without sincerity: “Sorry, we’ve had professional training, and usually, we don’t laugh, unless we absolutely can’t help it.”

Chi Huan gave a forced, cold laugh: “Hehehe.”

Chen Chen said: “Tell me, what method do you have to add your girlfriend back?”

Chi Huan raised an eyebrow and beckoned him with her finger: “Do you have a printer here? Print me a business card.”

Chen Chen: “We can’t print business cards. We only have A4 paper.”

Chi Huan “Tsk-ed” in disgust, turning her finger to her phone…

Her finger: “Don’t touch me.”

Chi Huan: “…”

Chen Chen held her phone, struggling to hold back his laughter: “Your command.”

Chi Huan unlocked it with her left thumb and directed him to open her contact list and dial two numbers.

One call was to her versatile little secretary, instructing her to print a business card with the QR code of the burner account she had just registered. The other was to Lu You’s best friend.

“Hello, is this Su Huanhuan? … Yes, it’s Chi Huan… We haven’t broken up; we just had an argument, and she’s not in a good mood right now. Could you help me order some takeout and send it to her? I’ll transfer the money to you… Which place? Oh, that barbecue stall outside the Chengnan Police Station is quite good. I’ll write down the address and phone number for you… Thank you! Oh, and don’t tell her it’s from me. If you do, she won’t eat it.”

Chen Chen: “…………”

You can do that too?

Half an hour later, Chi Huan shook her phone. On the contact list interface, a friend request was prominently displayed.

The application reason: “Five-star review for cash back.”