I Reincarnated as the Villainess in a Yuri Game, and While Trying to Avoid the Ruin End, it's Somehow Turning into a Romantic Comedy with the Heroine - Chapter 9

What the heck happened here? Why am I being forced to choose between the protagonist and the heroine? This ridiculous development has gone too far.

“Why don’t you two return to your own rooms?”

Therefore, the suggestion I offered was just one. Pretend nothing happened and return to the original plot development.

“That is impossible. It is Kohinata who should leave.”

“If anyone should leave, I think it’s Luna-san. I was in the middle of thanking Yuzuriha-san.”

Yep, no intention of backing down.

“Staying together forever is a burden on Yuzuki. It’s time to separate.”

Even if you say that, if Luna stays, I think the burden on me will be the same, you know? I couldn’t help but inwardly object to Luna’s self-serving logical development.

“No, Yuzuriha-san was very pleased! It was no burden at all.”

“…Is that so?”

“Yes, she was so moved she was trembling.”

Let’s stop casually lying, Akari-chan. I was acting completely normal, wasn’t I? In fact, I was practically urging you to go home soon, wasn’t I?

“Then it should end there. The peak of an emotion like ‘moved’ quickly falls.”

“Hau!?”

Yep, she lied and was then logically refuted, leaving her speechless. In the first place, there’s no way she can win a debate against Luna, the top student, so she should give up, or so I would say… Ah, but Akari-chan’s style of speaking with this kind of sensibility is what appealed to the heroines, so is this okay…?

However, I can’t just listen passively.

“You two, if you have so much to talk about, why don’t you talk somewhere else? Look, Kohinata doesn’t seem to have a Lien, so you could talk in her room…”

Okay, I’ve created the path back to the original story. Please use this to have a heartfelt conversation together.

“No need. We don’t have anything particular to talk about.”

“Yes, if Marie-Rose-san concedes to me, it’s fine. There’s no need to take you to my room.”

Ugh, show some interest in each other! You’re the protagonist and the heroine, so show a little more interest in each other!

“Luna will not yield. It is Kohinata who should yield.”

“W-Why should it be me? I was here first!”

“That’s why you should release her soon. Since you’ve been together for so long, it’s natural to divide the time with Luna now.”

“U-Ugh…”

Yes, Akari-chan is too weak in debates. I appreciate your brave and daring attitude, though.

Even so, these two talk a lot. I’m supposed to be at the center of the conversation, but I haven’t been able to say anything at all. In a way, I can feel the protagonist and heroine’s synchronized breathing.

“Even so, you two are talking so much, so aren’t you getting along?”

“I definitely connect with Yuzuki.”

“I feel comfortable talking naturally with Yuzuriha-san.”

Nope, they’re not listening to me at all. And what is it? Why do they both eventually steer the conversation back to me?

“You two have absolutely no intention of yielding, do you?”

“No.”

“No, we don’t.”

What should I do about this? Akari-chan and Luna won’t go together, and if I prioritize one over the other, it will cause friction. That could create a rift between the protagonist and the heroine. Is there some kind of compromise…?

“I understand. Then let’s both of you stay here.”

“Kohinata too?”

“Are you saying Luna-san should also stay?”

They both looked displeased. Please, have mercy! Get along!

“If neither of you will yield, that’s the only option. But you’ll both leave as soon as you’re done.”

At any rate, the top priority is getting these two together. Essentially, I just need to act as a lubricant and mediate their relationship. As a fan of Fleur-lis, I have no hesitation in becoming a love cupid.

“If Yuzuriha-san says so, I will quietly obey.”

“Luna does not want to trouble Yuzuki either.”

They both looked unconvinced, but reluctantly agreed. I hoped to be able to smoothly transition the conversation to connect the two of them…

“Well then, shall we return to the table?”

Before I realized it, everyone in the room was still standing due to the unexpected visitors. Akari-chan sat down on the dining table chair she had been using earlier. I was about to sit across from her, but then I remembered something.

There are only two chairs at this dining table. Naturally, the room is only designed for two Liens, so it’s not set up to accommodate a crowd. I guess Luna will have to sit on the sofa in the living area, even if it’s a little far…

“Ah, sorry, but there are no more chairs, so could you please sit on the sofa?”

Just as I was about to ask Luna, Akari-chan, sitting in front of me, lifted the corners of her mouth.

“Hehe.”

She had a wicked look on her face. She looked slightly triumphant, as if to say she had secured the seat across from me.

“—!?”

And Luna noticed the situation, biting her lip. No, hey, could you two stop trying to one-up each other in a matter of seconds? This work isn’t like that. It’s a story about the pure love of graceful maidens.

“It’s fine, Yuzuki. There is a chair.”

“Eh, no there isn’t…”

Just as I wondered what she was talking about, Luna’s gaze was fixed on me. Does that mean…

“You plan to steal my seat!”

I see. So, Luna has finally decided to one-up me, the villainess, and become friends with Akari-chan. That’s the correct reaction! In that case, I’ll gladly give up my seat!

“It’s fine. Yuzuki can stay where you are.”

“Eh, wait?”

As I tried to stand up, Luna pushed down on my shoulder. But if you do that, where is the chair? However, Luna did not move away from my side; instead, she sat down right where she was. Huh, what’s going on?

“It’s a little cramped, and I apologize to Yuzuki, but this is fine for Luna.”

Luna sat down on my chair. We were sharing the single seat with two bottoms. I was practically touching Luna with most of my left side.

“Eh, EHH!?”

I involuntarily let out a strange sound. What is this close proximity? And Luna is slender, yet soft to the touch! Her body temperature is definitely warm… wait, no!

“W-Wha-Wha-What are you doing, Marie-Rose-san!?”

Akari-chan shouted out before my own panic could fully register.

“I’m sitting because there’s no chair.”

“But you’re pressed right up against Yuzuriha-san!?”

“I have no choice because there are no chairs.”

“That’s no excuse!”

Luna remained completely unperturbed and continued to sit calmly. I froze, not knowing what to do.

“Yuzuriha-san, what is the meaning of this!?”

I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know! There was no situation like this in the original story! Even if Akari-chan asks me for an explanation, I am just as confused as she is.

“Go ahead, Kohinata. You should return to your room once you finish drinking that sugar lump.”

“M-Muuuuugh!”

Hey, could the protagonist and heroine stop having a petty squabble? I want you two to get along!

—Clatter.

This time, Akari-chan stood up. She walked over and stood right next to me on my right.

“Excuse me!”

No way, seriously…?

Incredibly, Akari-chan now sat down on my right side.

Three bottoms sharing a single seat.

“Hey, Kohinata… Luna can’t sit.”

“T-That goes for me too…”

“Then you should move.”

“Please, Luna-san, use the seat in front.”

UWAHHHHHH!

We’ve become a jostling Oshikura Manju situation, being squashed against each other from both the left and the right. T-This situation… c-could it be…?

“I’m ‘sandwiched between yuri’…!?”

That means I’m obstructing the yuri flower that was supposed to bloom between Akari-chan and Luna! What have I done…? I’ve tried so hard to live my life without interfering with the Fleur-lis story, but the result is that I’ve ended up executing Yuzuki Yuzuriha’s villainess move! Damn it, I underestimated it! The compulsion of the villainess role is this strong?!

“Th-Then, I’ll sit in the seat in front!”

I have to break this situation, no matter what!

“That’s not allowed (it’s not allowed).”

W-Why?!