You Call This a Green Tea?

Synopsis:

[Stoic Green Tea Hunk Dom x Failed Tea-Sniffer Spicy Sub]

He Zhen saved a girl who was crossing the road while looking down at her phone, only to be sent flying by an oncoming car himself. Before losing consciousness, a burst of static rang through his head for no reason. When he opened his eyes again, he found himself sitting on a plane.

Before He Zhen could even figure out what was happening, an AI scream erupted in his mind: “Aaaaaah! Why is it a man?!”

Ten minutes later.

He Zhen: “So, the person you were supposed to bind with was the girl I saved?”

The System nodded and said flatteringly: “Host, won’t you help me out and do some tasks? Our rewards are great! If you get enough points, you can even be resurrected!”

As the saying goes, since he was already there, it wasn’t out of the question. He Zhen asked casually: “What kind of system are you?”

The System lowered its head and whispered: “The Green Tea System.”

He Zhen fell silent for a moment. He slowly stood up from the sofa in the system space. His 192cm (approx. 6’3″) height felt cramped in the small space as he pinched the “dog system”—now transformed into a cat—with a dark expression: “Say that again. What kind of system are you?”

Zhuo Luyuan is a young master born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He has gorgeous looks and an explosive temper; he never tolerates anyone he dislikes. Even so, he can’t stop the “mad bees and wild butterflies” (persistent suitors) who come for his appearance and family background.

But there was one exception. Since childhood, whenever anyone got even slightly close to Zhuo Luyuan, they would be hit with passive-aggressive, “green tea” remarks. This person’s green tea skills were incredibly powerful, annoying Zhuo Luyuan to no end. That person was the girl next door, He Zhenzhen.

What’s even more annoying? He Zhenzhen has returned to the country.

However, Zhuo Luyuan never expected that the ponytail-wearing “green tea” girl from his memories, He Zhenzhen, would turn into the 192cm hunk, He Zhen, standing before him!

“Are you telling me… she pushed you down the stairs?”

Zhuo Luyuan looked back and forth between the 192cm He Zhen and the 157cm (approx. 5’2″) Zheng Xi in a daze. “I must be going crazy. You call this ‘Green Tea’?”

This isn’t Green Tea. This is clearly “Brick Tea”!

(As in: “With enough power, even a brick can fly.”)

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One-sentence intro: If you’re a green tea, then what am I?

Theme: Strengthening your physique starts with yourself.