The Eldest Princess Is So Annoying!

Synopsis: 

In Canglan, there was a woman named Qie Ge.

She was a peerless beauty, wanton by nature, and as coldhearted and venomous as a snake or scorpion. She kept countless male favorites, brought misfortune to her husbands, and violated all seven traditional grounds for divorce. Women despised her, while men were hopelessly infatuated with her.

On her eighth marriage, she married a beggar.

And the beggar was a woman.

The beggar edged away from her. “Your Highness, I only want to beg in peace!”

The Eldest Princess smiled. “Very well. I understand. You may continue begging. I will simply watch.”

The corner of the beggar’s mouth twitched. “Your Highness, your people have surrounded this entire place. Who would dare come over now? Also, please stop getting handsy with me. I may be a beggar, but I still have professional integrity—cao-shou!”

The Eldest Princess pursed her lips. “What shou?”

“Cao.”

“Very well. I shall oblige. Guards, tie up the new Prince Consort and carry her back to the Eldest Princess’s residence.”

The beggar: “……”

She was carried away with a completely dumbfounded expression.

The joke hinges on splitting the Chinese word cao-shou, meaning “professional integrity.” Cao can also be used as a vulgar verb meaning “to fuck.”

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One-Sentence Summary: The Eldest Princess is always bullying me!

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