After Transmigrating as a Scumbag Alpha, I Ended Up with the Movie Queen - Chapter 36
There were actually still a few staff members in this RV who had not gone out.
But Gu Nan and the others were no longer in the mood to care about them. They were all immersed in the joy of winning once again.
“Friends in the audience, we have once again achieved victory in our confrontation with the production team.” Gu Nan held the dishes and showed the results of their operation in front of Peng Yushu’s phone camera. “At this exciting moment, everyone, flood the public screen with 666 for us.”
After hearing Gu Nan’s words, the public screen changed from discussing the guests’ operation and licking their faces to being filled with 666.
The staff members inside the RV were at a loss and could only quickly take out their phones to message the chief director and ask what to do.
At first, the chief director did feel like she needed oxygen. But because she had already experienced this once yesterday, she quickly returned to normal.
In any case, she had already given up this morning. If things got a little worse, it made no difference.
Wasn’t there a saying? Nothing in this world is difficult, as long as you’re willing to give up.
Once the chief director gave up like this, her anger immediately smoothed out. She directly sent a voice message to the staff inside the RV and told them to play it for the guests.
This time, Gu Nan and the others had brought plenty of things. Makeup remover, towels, toothbrushes, cups, shower gel, shampoo, chargers, power banks, and so on—they had prepared everything.
They also knew that they were taking the production team’s pay, so they had not intended to go too far. Once it reached nine o’clock, or a little after nine, they would take the initiative to go out and continue filming.
Right now, it was not filming time yet. Using the RV should not be a big deal, right? Besides, they had even started their own livestream to bring traffic to the production team.
Thinking this, they really were such good guests for the production team.
With this thought in mind, Gu Nan and the others naturally ate leisurely inside the RV, showing not the slightest guilt.
At this moment, one of the staff members came forward with a phone.
“Teachers, the chief director has something to say to you. Can I play it out loud now?”
“Go ahead.” Peng Yushu said while eating.
“Everyone, I won’t stop you from using the RV, but you have to let us send the cameras and mics up.”
“You tell the chief director that we originally planned to go down at nine. Are you sure you want us to start livestreaming from the RV? If so, we might not be going down at nine,” Shen Zhibei confirmed.
“I’m sure. Let the cameras go up.”
This involved opening the door.
Naturally, this kind of thing had to be done by the team’s combat power, lest they had just successfully raided the production team, only for the production team to raid them in return.
Gu Nan and Lu Xuehai put down their bowls and stood on either side of the RV door.
Lu Xuehai was responsible for opening the door a crack, while Gu Nan was responsible for guarding against the production team swarming in.
But clearly, the production team had no such intention. They directly swapped out the few staff members inside the RV for two cameramen.
Peng Yushu’s Big-Eye livestream naturally ended.
“Something is very strange today.” Gu Nan held her bowl, her brows tightly furrowed.
“It really doesn’t quite fit their usual style.” Shen Zhibei had already eaten her fill and was now slowly drinking soup. “I suspect they have something exciting waiting for us next episode. Otherwise, how could they give up so easily?”
“Next episode, hmm.” Gu Nan thought about it. “Do you still remember what we discussed on the first day?”
Peng Yushu frowned and thought about it. Then he suddenly remembered what they had said while eating instant noodles that night. “You mean, that day the four of us said we would…”
Halfway through his sentence, he remembered that they were facing the cameras right now. If he said it and the production team found out, they might inspect their suitcases and confiscate things next episode. He quickly cut himself off.
“? What did you discuss?” Shen Zhibei looked confused.
Lu Xuehai also did not know what Gu Nan and Peng Yushu were talking about.
Gu Nan gave them a look, meaning they could talk about this after going back. “Eat, eat. Let’s eat first.”
Sure enough, stolen food tasted even better. Another table full of dishes was completely wiped out.
After breakfast, everyone began taking turns washing up.
Because they had reported it to the chief director, Gu Nan and the others, who had originally wanted to rush back before nine, were no longer anxious.
One by one, some lay down, while others handled their own business.
After showering, Gu Nan was also one of those who directly lay down.
Bored, and because she had already finished studying one of Teacher Peng’s great works yesterday, she wanted a change of taste today and opened her Big-Eye homepage.
She usually did not look at her Big-Eye homepage because there had been too many attacks against her before.
Now that she looked again, not only had her follower count risen quite a bit, the comments under each post were no longer all complaints about her acting.
There were even people who knew she did not usually check Weibo and had brazenly left things there.
Hm?
Nanbei Super Topic???
Although she knew she should not look, Gu Nan, whose curiosity was too strong, still clicked the link.
Then she opened the door to a new world.
There were not only all kinds of screenshots, capturing every action between her and Shen Zhibei and calling them sweet, sweet, so sweet. Gu Nan even began to wonder whether she really did have feelings for Shen Zhibei.
There were also all kinds of stories, a pile of people taking off their pants and letting themselves run wild.
To be honest, if the names were not hers and Shen Zhibei’s, she would have saved the stories and carefully read them a few more times.
Because whether it was the plot or the doi parts, they were written in the delicate and touching style.
The problem was, the names on them were hers and Shen Zhibei’s!
That made it very awkward.
When Shen Zhibei walked out of the shower, she saw Gu Nan looking at her phone, her brows furrowed so tightly they could probably pinch a mosquito to death.
She did not know what Gu Nan was looking at to make such an expression.
She walked closer, but Gu Nan still had no reaction and remained focused on her phone.
Curious, Shen Zhibei glanced at Gu Nan’s phone screen and could not help reading the words on it aloud. “When Gu Nan entered, Shen Zhibei was showering. Her XX body stood under the showerhead in the bathroom. The trickling water covered the sound of the door opening and the footsteps, but Gu Nan followed the sound of the water and found her…”
Shen Zhibei only read a small section before she could no longer continue. But her eyes still swept over the text on the entire page.
In an instant, her face flushed red with shame. She could only glare angrily at Gu Nan. “Why are you reading this!!!”
Gu Nan stiffly turned her head. “You… I…”
For a moment, Gu Nan did not know what to say. She only felt that she wanted to die on the spot.
She had been reading a little H fic written by Nanbei girls, and Shen Zhibei had actually seen it.
[My god, so embarrassing. Please, main couple, stay away from fans’ lives!]
[Sister, Sister seems to have read the fic I wrote. Demented.]
[My god, I know which one it is! Author, food, hungry! Please write more! More, more!]
[Author, from now on, you can say you are a fanfic writer known by the main couple themselves. Your blessings are still ahead!]
[I never expected she would even read it out loud. It’s out of the circle. This fic is definitely going out of the circle, hahahahaha. By the way, what’s the title, and where can I find it? I want to respectfully read it.]
Shen Zhibei was also afraid that the conversation would be heard by the others, so she quickly lowered her voice. “You… what are you looking at this for?”
“I wasn’t trying to do anything. Someone promoted the super topic under my Weibo. I glanced at it, then got curious and couldn’t control my hand, so I clicked the link and came in.” Gu Nan raised three fingers with a bitter face. “I swear, I really didn’t read many. It’s just that this one was really well written, so I looked a few more times.”
“You’re still saying it was well written, so you looked a few more times!” Shen Zhibei was so angry she stomped her foot.
“Don’t be angry, don’t be angry. Great anger harms the body.” Gu Nan hurriedly helped Shen Zhibei sit down.
The moment Gu Nan supported her, Shen Zhibei thought again of the plot in the story she had just seen.
“When Shen Zhibei noticed the figure, Gu Nan had already hugged her from behind, both arms tightly wrapping around Shen Zhibei’s body…”
What am I thinking?
Shen Zhibei quickly shook her head, as if wanting to shake that story out of her mind, then broke free from Gu Nan’s hand.
“You… Forget it. You’re not allowed to read it again, understood?”
“Understood, understood. I absolutely won’t read it again.” Gu Nan quickly promised.
Although Shen Zhibei did not really believe Gu Nan’s promise—after all, as long as Gu Nan opened Big-Eye, she might click another link—she could not bring this up any further. After all, their mics were still on, and the audience in the livestream had already heard everything they had just said.
Shen Zhibei could only stop speaking. But on her phone, she still had to look for Sister Yan to vent some of her embarrassment.
Otherwise, if she kept imagining things by herself, the more she thought about it, the hotter her face became. The story she had seen also kept running out from the depths of her mind from time to time, making her wish she could quickly lose her memory.
[The main couple praised your writing, Author. Hurry and write more. Maybe the main couple will see it again.]
[I’m so excited I can’t speak. As a Nanbei girl, to actually be praised by Gu Nan for writing well—don’t stop me, I’m going to write one hundred thousand words a day for Nanbei. If my keyboard doesn’t break, I won’t sleep!]
[But Gu Nan promised Sister that she won’t read it again. Wuwuwuwu, my dream is shattered.]
[Don’t say that. She’s swearing now, but didn’t she also click in out of curiosity before? Maybe she’ll get curious and click in again later. And maybe Sister will also be made curious by Gu Nan and then… hehehe. So, sisters, everyone should produce more food. Maybe one day, the main couple will read what you wrote.]
[That makes sense! I’m rolling away to produce food right now!]
The guests enjoyed themselves in the RV for a while longer. It was nearly ten o’clock when they finally came out.
The moment they came out of the RV, the production team took them to collect eggs.
Tang Chunhua’s household kept chickens, but they were all free-range chickens.
These free-range chickens would find food on their own. Usually, even if they were not fed for a few days, it did not matter much. But the eggs still had to be collected. So this became the task for the guests.
There was also good news: they could take a few of the eggs they collected and scramble them to eat.
Hearing the chief director say this, Gu Nan and the others could not hold back and all rolled their eyes at her.
Because they had eaten too much in the morning, they did not plan to eat lunch. They wanted to finish this task, pack their things, and prepare to leave. They would eat at a highway service area later, which would spare them from cooking one meal.
Because they had agreed to livestream on the bus, the chief director knew about this too.
Yet now she still said this.
The chicken pen was not far from the small building, but from where they were now at the RVs, there was still some distance, and they had to climb the stairs again.
Bai Rui could no longer count how many times she had walked these stairs since joining the show.
Her gaze unconsciously turned toward Shen Zhibei and Gu Nan, who were walking at the front, playing and making noise.
Thinking of how, when she had been scrolling Big-Eye just now, so many people had once again brought up the nickname “Little Shen Zhibei” and said she was copying Shen Zhibei’s persona, she secretly resented it.
The spray bottle she had seen yesterday had already been checked online. She had confirmed that it was a long-acting heat suppressant used by Omegas.
Next episode. Next episode, she could mix that bottle of medicine in with the seasonings she brought. When the time came…
Unfortunately, she did not know what stage Shen Zhibei was currently in. Otherwise, she could think of a more secure method.
She absolutely had to use this variety show to make Shen Zhibei completely leave the entertainment industry. That way, no one would ever mention the words “Little Shen Zhibei” again.
Gu Nan and Shen Zhibei did not know what malicious things Bai Rui was thinking.
At the moment, they were having a comparatively harmonious discussion—no—about how Shen Zhibei still could not completely drive that yellow-colored fic from her mind even after chatting with Sister Yan for a long time.
“Why don’t you fight poison with poison?” Gu Nan really had no other solution. As she spoke, she took out her phone again, preparing to find another one for Shen Zhibei to read.
“You really are… enough!” Shen Zhibei angrily swung her little fists at Gu Nan.
Gu Nan treated Shen Zhibei’s little fists as back massage. “You’re so easily affected by it. I have no solution either. Look at me, I wasn’t affected. If you hadn’t mentioned it, I wouldn’t even remember.”
Shen Zhibei retorted, “That’s because you’ve read too many, right?”
“Mm, don’t tell me you’ve never read any?” Gu Nan’s little gaze started drifting toward Shen Zhibei. “That doesn’t seem very possible either.”
Shen Zhibei was furious.
To say she had never read one even once was impossible, but who would say it out loud like Gu Nan did?
Seeing Shen Zhibei puff up with anger like a pufferfish, Gu Nan quickly soothed her. “Don’t think too much. The audience friends will understand too.”
[Right, we understand. (doge)]
[After all, people are people. Who hasn’t read a little yellow fic? We can all understand. (doge)]
[Understand, understand, long live understanding!]
[When it comes to making people angry, Gu Nan is still superior. How many times has she angered Shen Zhibei to the point of wanting to kill her now?]
[Countless times. Hahahahaha.]
“What do they understand!” Shen Zhibei, who had already stopped moving, was about to start again. This time, she reached out to pinch the soft flesh at Gu Nan’s waist.
Just now, Gu Nan could treat Shen Zhibei’s little fists as massage, but pinching the soft flesh at her waist was not okay. That would actually hurt. Gu Nan quickly turned and ran.
Shen Zhibei directly chased after Gu Nan. “Don’t run!”
“Only a fool wouldn’t run.”
Chasing and running all the way, the two of them followed the production team’s guidance and arrived at the chicken pen not far from the small building.
Seeing Shen Zhibei propping her hands on her knees and panting as she rested, Gu Nan, whose face was not red and whose breathing was steady, shook her head. “You still lack exercise. Look at me.”
Shen Zhibei secretly gritted her teeth.
You’re an Alpha comparing stamina with me, an Omega, and still saying I lack exercise.
Just you wait!
The others were not like Gu Nan and Shen Zhibei, running over. Naturally, this made the two of them wait quite a while in front of the chicken pen.
When the others slowly strolled over, Gu Nan pushed open the chicken pen gate, which did not really serve much purpose as a barrier.
As for why the others had been so slow?
She was not going to ask.
One look at their eyes full of ambiguous gossip, and she knew that even if she asked, she would only get an answer like, “We were afraid of disturbing you.”
As soon as Gu Nan and the others entered the chicken pen, they saw several roosters strutting around with their heads held high.
“It’s these ones that crow one after another every morning, right?” Tang Ling ground his teeth. “Every day, they wake us up. We want to wait until they finish crowing and then keep sleeping, but they last especially long!”
“Even my earplugs couldn’t block their crowing,” Shen Zhibei could not help saying. “Only you, Gu Nan, could still sleep through their crowing.”
Gu Nan did not care whether there was hidden meaning in Shen Zhibei’s words or not. She only said with a smile, “That’s probably because I was too tired.”
Shen Zhibei rolled her eyes at her.
[What? What tiredness? Tired from what?]
[Every sentence Gu Nan says seems to carry deep meaning. I believe this.]
[Little face turning yellow. Yes, it definitely carries deep meaning. I won’t accept any rebuttal.]
“We’re going to take their eggs. They won’t peck us, right?” Bai Rui looked at the eggs scattered in the haystack, wanting to take them but not daring to.
“They shouldn’t. The owner probably comes to pick up these eggs often too.” As Peng Yushu spoke, he slowly approached the eggs on the ground. Then, while the chickens around him were not paying attention, he quickly picked the eggs up.
“See? Very easy. Very simple.”
Bai Rui was infected by Peng Yushu’s ease and also reached toward an egg. Then she let out a startled scream.
It turned out a rooster had acted like it was going to peck Bai Rui. In the end, it was instead frightened by Bai Rui’s scream and flapped directly out of the chicken pen.
“The chicken! The chicken flew out!” Tang Ling cried out in alarm. “I’ll go chase it back!”
“Block it, block it!” Lu Xuehai also shouted in alarm and hurriedly chased after it.
“No, why are you blocking it? It’s free-range!” Gu Nan hurriedly chased after them, trying to stop those two. “Come back and pick up the eggs!”
After a chaotic scene of chickens flying and people running, they finally completed their last task in Yingpan Village and could at last pack their suitcases and go home.
The first episode of A Poetic Life finally ended only after the group arrived at the hotel in LC City. But the effect caused by this variety show was still continuing to ferment.
As soon as the two returned home, they were blocked at the door by their respective managers.
Both managers had brought piles of scripts and offers for them to choose from.
The ones that came for Shen Zhibei were relatively normal: endorsements, films, and drama scripts.
Shen Zhibei rejected all the endorsements and only kept some film and drama scripts that could wait for her schedule. She needed to carefully screen them.
But on Gu Nan’s side…
“Why are there so many variety invitations and comedy films looking for me? Reject them, reject them all. I said I’m changing careers, so I’m changing careers.”
Her manager did not try to persuade her much. In any case, this little ancestor could do whatever she wanted.
By evening, Gu Tiansheng and Yin Yuehua both returned home from the company, and the family sat together for dinner.
“How was this variety show for you?” Yin Yuehua asked with a smile.
Actually, whenever she had free time, she had been paying attention to how the two of them were doing on the variety show and knew that they had gotten along quite well on it.
But knowing was one thing. She still had to ask.
“It was pretty good. It’s just that I don’t know how this variety show did it, but it turned from a slow countryside variety into wilderness survival. If we hadn’t counter-raided the production team twice, we might not even have gotten enough to eat.” Gu Nan said this while shoveling rice into her mouth.
“Really? That miserable?” Yin Yuehua quickly pulled up Shen Zhibei’s hand and asked with concern, “Zhibei, how were you? Did Baby take good care of you?”
Even Gu Tiansheng put down her bowl and chopsticks and looked at Shen Zhibei with concern.
I’m the one who is your biological daughter! Why are you all looking at Shen Zhibei and not me?
Gu Nan gloomily shoveled several more large mouthfuls of rice.
Being looked at with such gazes, Shen Zhibei immediately spoke with tears in her voice. “Mother, Mom, Gu Nan… Gu Nan bullied me.”
Gu Nan abruptly lifted her head from her rice bowl.
“She’s talking nonsense! She’s lying! When did I ever!”
Although Gu Nan immediately refuted it, she still watched helplessly as her Mother’s and Mom’s gazes turned fierce.
Gu Nan: trembling in fear.