After Transmigrating as the Villain’s Cannon Fodder Fake Sister - Chapter 13

After getting into the car, Gu Ruanruan pulled out a sheet of paper and wrote several large words with a shua shua shua, then slowly covered her face with it.

[Currently autistic. If you need anything, please contact me by message in a bottle.]

Today, she was a turtle eating a scale weight—her mind was made up. She absolutely would not speak to Jiang Cen!

Hm? That metaphor seemed a little strange. Forget it, never mind.

Jiang Cen sat beside her, seemingly in a very good mood.

She slowly opened her glasses case, took out the gold-rimmed glasses inside, wiped them, and put them on her nose bridge.

Then she leisurely opened her laptop and began working.

Gu Ruanruan used her ears to “pay attention” to Jiang Cen’s every movement, secretly pouting beneath the white paper.

Hmph, hmph, no wonder you wear glasses. The light in the car isn’t good. Using computers, phones, and other electronic devices in dim lighting is the easiest way to become nearsighted.

Heh, I won’t tell you this medical secret!

Not good!

Gu Ruanruan felt the tip of her nose itching. It seemed… seemed like she was going to sneeze!!!

In the blink of an eye, the moment she realized this problem, her nose had already escaped her control, releasing its free and unrestrained soul like a wild dog that had slipped its leash.

“Achoo!”

The paper covering her face suddenly rose into the air with the unexpected surge of emergency airflow, floating in midair.

When it touched the roof of the car, it suddenly fell again, lightly covering Gu Ruanruan’s face once more.

Gu Ruanruan: “……”

Gu Ruanruan pulled off the paper, clenched it in her palm, slowly squeezed it tight, and let out a deep sigh.

This pig teammate was far too disappointing!

As a comrade in the same trench, wasn’t this stupid paper supposed to breathe through the same nostril as her and fling itself onto Jiang Cen, that exploitative miser!!!

She no longer wanted to look at Jiang Cen’s expression.

Stubborn as Gu Ruanruan was, she took out a brand-new sheet of paper and determinedly wrote the three large words [Currently Autistic], filling the entire page.

This time, she was truly autistic.

She even turned her face away, clearly and strongly expressing her will to refuse communication.

In the silence, Jiang Cen covered her lips and suppressed the low laugh that escaped the corner of her mouth. Then she stretched out two fingers and pinched the paper off Gu Ruanruan’s face.

Gu Ruanruan immediately turned her head to look at her, her two watery, damp, black-grape-like eyes blinking like a puppy’s.

Had she changed her mind?

She thought Jiang Cen had discovered her conscience and realized how cruel and despairing her decision was to a young girl in the prime of life.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Cen merely poked a hole in the middle of the paper, then covered Gu Ruanruan’s face with it again.

This time, the spot over her nostrils had been hollowed out, and there was also a small hole over her mouth. The paper fit perfectly onto Gu Ruanruan’s face.

Jiang Cen said understandingly, “I was afraid you’d inhale more than you exhale.”

Aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!

She was going to break off relations with Jiang Cen for a week!

The variety show the female celebrity was participating in had wrapped up, and after the dinner gathering, she returned to the old residence.

For no other reason than that Liang Xiaomi did not dare come to the old residence to check on her, and… Gu Ruanruan’s cooking was truly good.

If one asked whose scandals in the entertainment industry were the fewest and made fans feel safest to jump into the pit for, it had to be Jiang Xia’an.

Fans all knew that Jiang Xia’an was a super homebody. In the past, after finishing filming and freeloading a meal, she would nest in her apartment and start a livestream.

Every time Jiang Xia’an wrapped filming or had a new drama airing, she would livestream and interact with fans, telling them interesting stories from filming and chatting with them. This had already become a tradition.

Recently, the background of her livestreams was no longer her own apartment. Only after fans asked did they learn that the female celebrity had recently returned home to live.

Because the place had changed, and the background was far too different from her previous simple, frugal, wild-person nest, quite a few fans secretly dug into how much the furnishings and decorations in Jiang Xia’an’s livestream room were worth. In the end, they reached an astonishing conclusion.

The celebrity they stanned might be a rich woman!

If they could catch one or two family members, that would confirm it even more!

After all, wealthy-family relatives all had outstanding temperaments!

Jiang Xia’an… did not have a wealthy-family temperament, but her family members would definitely reveal a powerful aura!

The fans firmly believed this.

As soon as Gu Ruanruan arrived in the living room, Auntie Jiang proactively reminded her that Jiang Xia’an had come home today.

She was overjoyed and quickly grabbed the gift bag from her room, then knocked on the female celebrity’s door with a dong dong dong.

Jiang Xia’an opened the door. After seeing her, her face darkened, and she was about to close the door.

Gu Ruanruan begged for mercy. “Second Sister, don’t, don’t, don’t. If you smash my face, I’ll be disfigured. I worked pretty hard to reincarnate looking like this, didn’t I?”

“What are you here for!” Jiang Xia’an fiercely let out two huffs from her nostrils.

Gu Ruanruan was like a nimble fish, sliding smoothly through the gap by the door and slipping inside.

After entering, Gu Ruanruan lowered her head and sincerely admitted her mistake. “I came bearing thorns to ask for punishment. Second Sister, I was wrong.”

Jiang Xia’an failed to stop her in time and could not harden her heart enough to chase her out. She only waved her hand and said, “You. Leave my room. You’ve already broken my heart, and I don’t want to talk to you.” She puffed up angrily like a pufferfish.

She still had not recovered from the shadow of being deceived into signing an autograph last time.

No matter what, she was still a dignified female celebrity. Was she that easy to coax? If Gu Ruanruan came to apologize and she forgave her, where would she put her face!

Gu Ruanruan readily went along with it, pulling out a placard from behind her and raising it above her head.

[Second Sister! Ah! (Affectionately)] Behind it, she had also added a smiling squinty-eyed little cat expression.

Jiang Xia’an crossed her arms and looked down from above as Gu Ruanruan put on her little act.

[I was wrong! Please punish this ignorant younger sister of yours harshly! (Regretfully)]

Behind this placard was a little kneeling figure with both hands clasped and raised above its head.

[Even if you don’t forgive me, it’s okay. Please calm down, wuwuwuwuwuwu. (Crying)]

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Gu Ruanruan already had an innocent and pitiful face. Paired with her wronged expression, as though tears were about to fall, she looked like a little-white-flower heroine who had eaten ten catties of domineering-CEO literature.

If one ignored her classic deeds of effortlessly pushing Jiang Cen down three times, she looked weak, delicate, and pitiful enough to make anyone soften.

Jiang Xia’an could not withstand this.

Her adopted younger sister was pitifully begging her. How could she endure it?

She was almost about to break character, but then she remembered her noble, cold, glamorous female-celebrity persona and forcibly held herself back.

“You should go. I… I…”

Gu Ruanruan continued raising placards.

[I prepared an apology gift for Second Sister! Please accept my repentance! (Firmly)]

She took out the paper bag hidden behind her and handed it to Jiang Xia’an.

Jiang Xia’an’s expression softened slightly, and she gave a cold snort. “Is this gift only for me, or does everyone else have one too?”

Seeing signs that her expression was loosening, Gu Ruanruan quickly put down the placard and babbled as she smoothed her fur. “How can those other coquettish thermal cups compare to Second Sister’s? Only Second Sister’s cup is filled with my sincerity!”

Jiang Xia’an was barely satisfied.

She opened the packaging.

A thermal cup emitting a faint green glow appeared before her eyes.

Gu Ruanruan was shocked!!!

This familiar green cup… this cup was clearly the one she had prepared for Jiang Cen!

But she had already made such bold claims just now, so obviously she could not tell Jiang Xia’an the truth that she had given the wrong gift.

Second Sister had gotten the green one, so whose did Jiang Cen get!!!

Holy crap, choosing between two, Jiang Cen either got Second Sister’s or… Grandpa’s…

She only had one thought now: she hoped Grandpa had not gotten Second Sister’s…

The tender green thermal cup complemented Jiang Xia’an’s fair fingers, making her fingers look as white and lustrous as jade.

The cup body was decorated with little flowers of various colors, as well as shiny sequins shaped like stars and moons. It had been designed very prettily.

A few of the little flowers were stuck on crookedly, making it obvious that it was handmade.

On the lid of the cup stood a cute little Minion. Jiang Xia’an pressed the button on top of the Minion’s head.

From the Minion’s mouth came Gu Ruanruan’s passionate, high-pitched shout:

“Clap clap, you’re number one!”

“Clap clap, you’re number one!”

“Clap clap, you’re number one!”

Jiang Xia’an liked it very much. She put the thermal cup away, and a satisfied smile finally appeared on her face.

Receiving such a thoughtful gift, she could no longer hold herself back.

That was right. She was number one!

Gu Ruanruan’s gift had been sent straight into her heart!

Jiang Xia’an said happily, “Fine. Seeing how filial you are, I’ll reluctantly forgive you.”

Gu Ruanruan quietly put away the gift bag, not letting Jiang Xia’an discover the card inside.

Each card had been written by her. If Second Sister discovered it, this trip would basically become useless work!

She threw away the bag and promised Jiang Xia’an, “I will definitely be even more filial to Second Sister in the future!”

Only when Jiang Xia’an carefully placed the cup on the table like a treasure did she remember that she was livestreaming…

At this moment, the bullet comments had already gone crazy.

[Hahahahahahaha, such good sisters! The silly female celebrity’s younger sister is so interesting too!]

[I’m really curious what Little Sister did to make Xia Xia angry hahahahaha.]

[Little Sister is so pretty! I’m drooling, I want her, slurp.jpg]

[Xia Xia, wake up! Where did your noble, cold, glamorous persona go!]

[Xia Xia’s family has such high looks. Little Sister is a cute little beauty!]

Jiang Xia’an had always devoted herself to maintaining her “noble, cold, glamorous” persona. Today, Gu Ruanruan had destroyed her defenses in one move, and she sighed regretfully.

Of course, in reality, aside from herself, no one acknowledged her aloofness.

Jiang Xia’an also had not expected this segment to be accidentally livestreamed. She lay flat like a salted fish.

After coughing lightly twice, she threatened her fans, “Let’s keep today’s segment among our own family, okay? Don’t spread it! Anyone who spreads it will be expelled from the fandom!”

The fans laughed hahahaha and agreed, each one promising more sincerely than real gold.

But as soon as they turned around, countless edited clips and livestream recordings spread wildly across the internet.

Some fans began getting restless: [Xia Xia, hand over Little Sister and we’ll keep your secret!]

“Deal!”

Jiang Xia’an, with absolutely no sense of loyalty, pushed Gu Ruanruan out.

This was Gu Ruanruan’s first time coming into contact with this kind of livestream. Looking at the screen full of bullet comments crazily rolling with the words [licking the face], she found it extremely novel.

Jiang Xia’an automatically translated, “They’re all saying they like you.”

Gu Ruanruan was extremely embarrassed.

“Really?” she asked uncertainly.

Jiang Xia’an pointed at the real-time viewer count: five hundred sixty thousand.

She said confidently, “Really. They’re all my fans, so of course they must like my younger sister.”

Gu Ruanruan felt overwhelmed by the favor.

She opened her mouth excitedly. “S-since everyone likes me so much, then we’re family now! Why don’t I perform breaking a big stone on my chest to liven things up for everyone?”

Jiang Xia’an: ???

Fans: Wealthy family member??? Cute little beauty???