After Transmigrating into a Book, I Ended Up with My Dream Omega - Chapter 20
Even though they moved quickly, by the time they brought the hot pot seasoning back to the shelter, the rabbit had already become a “dead rabbit.”
Xia Xiangzhen could swear that when they checked the rabbit’s vital signs together, she saw a flash of disappointment in the eyes of the others upon finding it dead.
“What’s with those expressions?” Xia Xiangzhen picked up the rabbit and thrust it toward the others. “How about one of you handles it?”
Everyone she pointed to retreated. Only Yin Xiaowei, pushed forward by the others behind her, ended up standing a bit closer than the rest.
She maintained a gentle smile and said, “Xiangzhen, didn’t you say before that you could do it?”
Xia Xiangzhen: “…”
You guys really know how to push my dream Omega out to do your dirty work!
She gave a “vicious” glare to those standing behind Yin Xiaowei. Under her gaze, the group immediately started manufacturing chores to do while beating a hasty retreat.
“Oh, look at the time! We should go get more water. We need a bigger storage container this time, since we’re stir-frying rabbit meat with the base tonight.”
“Right, right! And since we’re stir-frying, we probably need a wooden spatula, too.”
“Looks like we have a lot to do. We shouldn’t bother Xiangzhen while she’s processing the meat here.”
In an instant, the crowd vanished, leaving only Xia Xiangzhen and Yin Xiaowei. Yin Xiaowei had intended to follow them, but Xia Xiangzhen quickly blocked her path.
“Sister Xiaowei, did you stay behind specifically to keep me company?” Xia Xiangzhen asked, looking deeply moved.
“I didn’t—”
Before Yin Xiaowei could finish, Xia Xiangzhen cut her off: “I am truly so touched! Just wait a tiny bit, I’ll finish this in a second, and then we can go back together.”
She picked up the machete and made a motion as if to strike the rabbit. Yin Xiaowei was startled by the movement, and once she regained her senses, she turned and ran without looking back.
Seeing that even Yin Xiaowei had disappeared, Xia Xiangzhen started muttering to herself, “Curse it… how did even my dream Omega learn to be so naughty?”
【She’s so bad, I love it. (Blushes)】
【So Yin Xiaowei really is President Xia’s “Dream Omega”!】
【Big brain alert! How did you hear that? Xia Xiangzhen spoke so softly I didn’t hear a thing!】
With the hot pot seasoning, the six of them finally enjoyed a dinner with a different flavor profile. Although stir-frying rabbit meat with hot pot base resulted in a slightly strange taste, the spicy flavor they hadn’t tasted in days made the meat Xia Xiangzhen had struggled to prepare a massive hit.
After finishing the memorable dinner, the group moved around for a bit before climbing into their sleeping bags to rest. On a deserted island with their phones confiscated, there was no entertainment. Their “underworld” (late-night) sleep schedules had been completely reset over the past few days.
However, they still chatted before bed—partly for the audience and partly to summarize their day.
“That spicy flavor was so satisfying,” Xia Xiangzhen said, smacking her lips. “When I get home, I’m buying several bags of this base and having a few hot pot feasts.”
“There’s half a bag left,” Yin Xiaowei added. “We can add a bit to the dinner every day and turn our seafood soup into a seafood hot pot.”
“Now that my taste buds are satisfied, I’m starting to wish I could take a shower. Humans really are never content,” Yu Yayue said, wriggling in her sleeping bag.
“Now that you mention it, I feel itchy all over too,” He Zixi added, twisting around. “It’s been days since I showered; I’m going to die of discomfort.”
Thanks to the production’s sponsorship, their diligence at low tide, and the occasional wild game, they were eating their fill. Other tools were being slowly crafted from wood, and with the sleeping bags, their living situation was relatively comfortable. Only one thing remained unbearable: hygiene.
While the ocean was right there, seawater can’t be used for bathing. Not only does it not clean well, but as the water evaporates, salt crystals form on the skin. Once the salt concentration reaches saturation, it causes the body to lose water continuously. After days of rain and sweat, everyone was at their limit.
“Maybe we should take a bath,” Wei Lan said, looking at Xia Xiangzhen.
“But bathing six people here would be so troublesome,” Yin Xiaowei hesitated. “We’d need a lot of dry wood and water. And our time here ends the day after tomorrow, right?”
“If we move quickly, it should be fine,” Xia Xiangzhen decided. “Let’s do it tomorrow then. It’s too late tonight. Tomorrow we’ll make it happen so everyone can have a wash and finish this episode comfortably.”
“Really?” Chen Shengze asked excitedly.
Xia Xiangzhen nodded. “Everyone rest well tonight. Tomorrow’s big project is officially set: Bathing.”
【They’re bathing tomorrow? Is that allowed to be broadcast? (Yellow face/pervy face)】
【I want to watch! Is there anything we old perverts aren’t allowed to see?】
【I know the crew won’t show it, but please leave some room for our imagination! Don’t strip us of even that!】
The next morning, after breakfast, the six of them began working on the “bathroom.” To make fetching water easier, they decided to build it near the water source. They constructed a small shelter using four wooden stakes for support and used banana leaves to seal the walls and roof tightly.
Through their joint efforts, a simple bathroom was soon complete. The water containers they made yesterday were repurposed as hot water storage tanks inside. They added a wooden handle to a coconut shell to make a ladle. Finally, they gathered wood and built a stone stove to heat the iron pot full of water. The water didn’t need to boil—just get hot.
“Now, a new problem has arisen,” Xia Xiangzhen said with feigned gravity. “Who wants to go first?”
If you went first, everyone was standing right outside… though even if you went last, people would still be there, as Xia Xiangzhen and Wei Lan needed to swap out the water.
Yu Yayue made a suggestion: “The two Alphas go first. They’ve done the most work and can set an example. Then the Beta, then the Omegas. What do you think?”
Everyone agreed. Xia Xiangzhen looked at Wei Lan. “Rock-paper-scissors. One round to decide the winner.”
Xia Xiangzhen lost immediately. She and Wei Lan filled the large wooden basin with hot water. Xia Xiangzhen grabbed a change of clean clothes and entered the DIY bathroom as the first “test subject.”
【Camera! Don’t turn the camera away! And don’t play music! We don’t want to see the other guests right now!】
【I knew we wouldn’t see anything, but the crew is so cruel—not even a sliver of imagination left.】
【Turn back! Turn it back or I’m going to riot!】
【At least turn off the music so we can hear the water splashing!】
Despite the audience’s protests, the crew didn’t budge. They weren’t looking for trouble; privacy was paramount.
The sound of splashing water echoed from the bathroom. Soon, Xia Xiangzhen emerged with damp hair and sat by the fire to dry off. “Alright, next.”
No one took a long shower, and soon everyone was finished except for Yin Xiaowei.
“We don’t all need to stay here. Only Xiaowei is left and she’s already inside. I’m going back to wash the dishes,” Chen Shengze said.
“I’ll gather some dry wood to take back to the shelter,” Yu Yayue stood up.
“I’ll go with you and see if I can find some food,” Wei Lan picked up the axe. It was safer for two people to go into the forest.
“Then Xiangzhen and I will wait here for Xiaowei and clean up the site,” He Zixi said.
As Yin Xiaowei bathed, the others split into small groups to handle chores. Xia Xiangzhen and He Zixi remained, waiting for Yin Xiaowei to come out.
Hmph… grumble…
As they sat chatting, they heard a faint, low grunting sound. They were familiar with the sound, but hearing it in the forest was never a good sign.
“That sounds like a wild boar, doesn’t it?” He Zixi said nervously. “It sounds quite large.”
Xia Xiangzhen was also tense. She had her machete, and while she was confident against a small pig, she wasn’t sure she could take down a large wild boar.
She didn’t dare yell, so she crept up to the side of the DIY bathroom and whispered urgently toward the inside: “Sister Xiaowei, come out quickly! I think we’ve encountered a wild boar!”