Not Being The Villain? So Good! GL [System] - Chapter 5

Back at the Yao Residence, ever since Second Young Master Yao Ning had sneaked out and suffered that disastrous encounter, he hadn’t dared leave the estate again for seven whole days.

At this very moment, he was sprawled comfortably across his bed, eating pastries and swinging his legs without a care in the world.

“Why isn’t the person here yet?!” Yao Ning complained impatiently.

Ah Niu stood respectfully beside him.

“The massage master will be here soon, Young Master. Please wait a little longer.”

As soon as he finished speaking, someone knocked on the door.

“Young Master! The massage master has arrived.”

“All right, you can leave!”

Yao Ning waved him away while kicking his legs lazily.

Once the servant left, a young woman carrying a cane slowly entered through the doorway.

Unfortunately, she appeared to be blind.

She spent quite some time feeling around the threshold before finally making her way inside.

She was even wearing a pair of dark glasses.

By this period, the Great Jin Dynasty had already begun conducting trade with foreign nations, so Western-style spectacles making their way here was nothing unusual.

“Young Master, where are you?”

Yao Ning turned his head impatiently and saw the massage practitioner feeling her way toward him.

“You’re blind?!”

“That’s right, Young Master! I may be blind, but I’m the best massage practitioner in all of Jincheng.”

Jincheng was Yao territory.

Because so many martial artists gathered within the city, it was also known as Jianghu City.

“Forget it. Come over.”

Since she had already arrived and was disabled besides, Yao Ning couldn’t exactly throw her out.

He looked at the young woman curiously.

For some reason, she seemed strangely familiar.

He felt as if he had seen her somewhere before, yet he couldn’t remember where.

Besides, she was blind.

Surely she couldn’t pose any threat to him.

At that moment, Lin Baixi slowly felt her way over.

Through the dark lenses, she saw that the little fellow in front of her had already recovered his usual energy.

She suddenly cupped Yao Ning’s soft cheeks in both hands and gave them a hard squeeze.

“Ow! Why are you squeezing so hard?! Are you trying to pinch this young master to death?”

Yao Ning cried out in pain and scolded her.

Lin Baixi immediately put on a distressed expression.

“No, no, no, Young Master! Your facial acupoints are so wonderfully distinct that I simply couldn’t resist pressing them a few more times!”

“How could I possibly dare hurt you?”

Yao Ning froze.

His expression became increasingly strange.

“You’d better not try anything funny. Otherwise, this young master will have you beaten.”

“And just now, you were touching my face, not my backside.”

“Thank you for reminding me, Young Master. I’m getting old, so my sense of touch isn’t what it used to be.”

Lin Baixi covered her mouth with her sleeve and deliberately coughed several times.

Yao Ning’s expression grew even stranger.

He looked the woman up and down.

She couldn’t possibly be more than eighteen or nineteen, around the same age as his Sister.

What did she mean by “getting old”?

“Forget it. This young master will lie down now. Make sure you press the right acupoints.”

“If you do a good job, you’ll be rewarded.”

Yao Ning lay facedown on the bed and good-naturedly patted his back, showing her where to begin.

“Thank you, Young Master. I’ll make sure you feel wonderful.”

“You’ll be so comfortable you won’t know what hit you.”

Lin Baixi flexed her ten fingers as though she were about to play a piece of music.

“But you absolutely can’t make any noise later!”

“Whether it feels so good you want to shout or whimper, you have to hold it in. Otherwise, your qi will leak out.”

Yao Ning looked conflicted.

“Why does that sound so weird?”

“Am I imagining things?”

The moment he finished speaking—

Lin Baixi slapped him sharply on the backside.

Smack!!!

“Ow! Why did you hit me that hard?! And you even hit the wrong place!”

Yao Ning was completely bewildered.

He turned around—

And saw Lin Baixi remove her dark glasses, revealing that terribly familiar face.

“AAAAH!!!”

His voice cracked from fright.

Before he could scream again, Lin Baixi struck his mute acupoint.

Outside the room, Ah Niu suspiciously pressed his ear closer to the door.

“Young Master, are you all right?”

“Was that ‘ow~’ just now from you?”

“Nonsense! This young master would never howl like that just because a massage felt good.”

A familiar, haughty voice came from inside.

Relieved, Ah Niu returned to standing guard.

He had absolutely no idea that, right beneath his nose, his young master had once again fallen victim to an intruder.

Inside the room, Yao Ning could only make muffled noises, his face full of misery.

Lin Baixi cleared her throat and switched back to her normal voice.

She deliberately adopted a wicked expression and flexed her fingers in the air.

“Come now, Young Master. Let this lady take a proper look at you.”

“Mmph! Mmph!”

The little young master clutched his clothes protectively with both hands.

“Oh, resisting won’t do~ Come, come. Sister will give you a little after-sales service.”

“Little brother, how about we give you a tiny scare?”

Lin Baixi pulled out a dagger that gleamed coldly in the light.

“Ying, ying, ying…”

Yao Ning shook his head frantically, rejection written all over his face as two aggrieved streams of tears rolled down his cheeks.

Lin Baixi polished the dagger, her eyes gleaming.

“Young Master, that won’t do. You’ve already had your turn.”

“Now it’s time for me to have a little fun.”

Yao Ning shook his head desperately, screaming inwardly,

You’re talking nonsense! You’re talking nonsense! You haven’t given me a proper massage even once!

Then he saw Lin Baixi reach her wicked hands toward him.

Yao Ning’s eyes widened in terror.

“!!!!!”

Sister, hurry and save your adorable little brother!!!

Just as Lin Baixi’s hands were about to reach him, she suddenly stopped halfway.

Then she said,

“Oh, right. Young Master, have you ever tried fried lamb offal?”

“Urk!!!!!”

What was this woman planning to do to him?!

Wuwuwu—what does this crazy woman want?! I’m still a child!

Yao Ning miserably glanced downward and instinctively drew his legs tightly together, sitting in a defensive kneeling posture.

A moment later, he caught the scent of incense.

Still protectively curled up, the little young master fainted.

Seeing him finally unconscious, Lin Baixi sighed.

“Such an adorable little dumpling. Bullying him really does make me feel guilty.”

Even so, she still reached out and flicked Yao Ning on the forehead.

The poor young master had already fainted and still suffered one final hit.

“Done! Thanks for your hard work.”

She lightly tapped Yao Ning’s cheek.

Looking at his face, she thought that perhaps he resembled his Sister quite closely.

“I heard this little guy was practically raised by Yao Xian herself.”

“Tsk, tsk. He really grew up with a golden spoon in his mouth.”

“Let me borrow your face for a while.”

As she spoke, Lin Baixi took out a piece of disguise skin hidden inside her sleeve and pressed it over Yao Ning’s face.

In the next moment, Lin Baixi’s appearance became completely identical to Yao Ning’s.

Then she used a bone-shrinking technique to alter her frame and reduce her height until she was roughly the same size as him.

Now then…

“This time, I absolutely have to steal a useful secret manual.”

A cold gleam suddenly sharpened in her eyes.