Ah No, My Unhinged Senior Sister Found Out I’m A Fox Demon! - Chapter 1

Late at night, when everything was still and silent—even Ah Huang downstairs had fallen asleep.

Gu Chufu had originally been frantically working on her assignment. Unfortunately, her best friend had zero sense of timing and kept bombarding her with private messages, going completely crazy while recommending a novel to her.

The Sect’s Number-One Chosen One

All because there was a love-brained, vicious supporting female cannon fodder character inside who shared the exact same name as her.

The utterly ordinary male lead had originally been nothing more than a rustic village man. Then, one day, the village at the foot of the mountain was slaughtered, not even the old granny’s chickens spared. Starving and left with no other choice, he set off to join the army. But halfway there, he overheard some gossip about the Qiling Sect recruiting disciples, with food and lodging included.

So he conveniently changed course and went there instead. The story was just as cliché as expected: he gained a golden finger, overcame trial after trial, defeated one opponent after another, and eventually won the sect leader’s personal favor.

But during the disciples’ competition, he lost to the female lead—the person with the highest combat power in the entire sect, and also the senior sister of the cannon-fodder supporting female character who shared Gu Chufu’s name.

From then on, it was love at first sight. Of all the waters in the world, he would drink from only one ladle.

The supporting female character who shared Gu Chufu’s name was a fox demon. She was the child of an old deceased friend of the female lead’s master, so the master had brought her back to the sect and taken good care of her. Afraid that her identity as a fox demon would be scorned and gossiped about, the female lead’s master kept the matter hidden and used a high-grade spiritual artifact to seal away her demonic aura, preventing anyone from noticing.

Then came the melodramatic twist. Before the female lead had even fallen for the male lead, the supporting female character fell first. From then on, she lived for the male lead, died for the male lead, and would slam herself straight into a wall for the male lead.

The male lead did not like the fox-demon supporting female character, yet he kept stringing her along anyway, all because she had plenty of resources on her—resources that he, a Foundation Establishment cultivator in the early stage of the story, needed.

So he rejected her on one hand while acting warm and caring toward her on the other.

But the fox-demon supporting female character was only one of the many women in the male lead’s harem. Even the senior sister, who had started out as a cold, unhinged, decisive character, later fell hopelessly in love with the male lead too.

The relationship between the two women became tense and hostile.

By the later parts of the story, it had completely turned into a full-blown romantic battlefield.

When the male lead was gravely injured in a battle against the Demon Lord, the fox-demon supporting female character did not hesitate to dig out her own demon core to save him. The comments under that section were simply unbearable to read. After the male lead was saved, not only did he show no gratitude, he even despised the fox-demon supporting female character’s demon core as something filthy.

He kicked away the dying supporting female character, then turned around and slept with the female lead. The fox-demon supporting female character died full of resentment, but because of all the wicked things she had done to the female lead earlier in the story, the readers did not care about her death at all.

They thought she deserved it.

By this point, Gu Chufu was so furious she was about to explode. She never should have clicked on this ridiculous novel her best friend had sent her. It was the middle of the night, she could not get a single word of her paper written, and now she was sitting there seething instead.

So Gu Chufu opened the comment section. Her fingertips flew across the keyboard, clacking away furiously.

No. Absolutely not. The author had disgusted her, so she was going to disgust them right back with personal attacks.

[What the fuck, author, are you brain-dead?! If you don’t know how to write romance, then don’t write some stupid love-triangle hell! And why the hell would the supporting female character willingly dig out the demon core she cultivated for a hundred years in the end?! Why would she abandon her family and master for the male lead?!]

[One-star bad review!]

[I am absolutely giving you a one-star bad review!]

But right after that, the author’s bootlickers swarmed in and surrounded Gu Chufu from all sides.

[Oh wow, look, a clown. What, if you don’t like the plot, you can just stop reading, psycho. What’s the point of coming here on purpose to leave bad reviews? Which sensitive spot of yours got poked?]

[Agreed. Gu Chufu deserved to die anyway. She kept getting in the way of our main CP’s lovey-dovey relationship. Serves her right.]

[Hahaha, this clown is killing me~]

Gu Chufu was already in the middle of a rage. She no longer had any intention of writing her paper and launched into three hundred rounds of battle against the netizens.

By the time the first light of dawn appeared, Gu Chufu had a pair of dark circles under her eyes. She slipped on her cotton slippers and staggered toward the bathroom to wash up. Her hand trembled slightly as she picked up her toothbrush. She felt utterly drained, her head spinning, her vision blurring, and her breath catching in her chest… Damn it. Surely she had not been angered into the hospital by a bunch of internet trolls, right?

No. Her heart was hurting more and more.

With the toothbrush and foam still in her mouth, Gu Chufu tightly gripped the smooth fabric of her pajamas, her brows furrowing as she leaned over the sink in unbearable pain.

…She had stayed up all night before. Why was her reaction so intense this time?

No. She could not actually be about to die suddenly in her own bathroom, could she?

Gu Chufu stumbled toward the phone she had left by her bed. Forget everything else—she should call 120 first.

But just as her hand touched the phone screen, Gu Chufu suddenly felt the world spin around her. It was as if she had lost control of her body in an instant. Her face hit the carpet in her room, and she even got a mouthful of carpet fuzz.

Her glasses also shattered on the floor… Fuck, she would have to get a new pair fitted later!

That thought flashed through her mind, and then Gu Chufu sank into an endless whirlpool of darkness. No matter how hard she tried to open her eyes, she could not. It felt as if countless hands were dragging at her.

She had no idea how long this state lasted. Gu Chufu struggled to open her eyes, her hands clutching tightly at the bedsheet… Wait. Bedsheet?

Had her best friend discovered that she had fainted alone at home and sent her to the hospital? That was good. Thank goodness this was not the underworld.

Gu Chufu let out a long sigh of relief. The buzzing in her ears and the endless darkness suddenly seemed a little less terrifying. Her hand unconsciously felt around the bedsheet beneath her.

Cool and soft. The texture was excellent.

The more she touched it, the more something felt wrong. This damn thing was definitely not a hospital bedsheet. Where the hell was she?

Without realizing it, Gu Chufu lightly furrowed her brows, and that one small movement terrified the person keeping watch by her bed.

“Disciple, are you all right?”

“Did you have a nightmare? You child, I already told you not to go to that spirit fruit orchard. But you just had to be greedy and eat too much, and then you let their elder give you such a harsh beating.”

“But even if you were wrong in a thousand ways, Elder Ruocao still should not have hit you directly!”

A woman’s gentle voice sounded beside her ear, drifting into Gu Chufu’s hearing in waves.

What? What stealing food? She had not stolen anything! She had clearly been brushing her teeth, okay?

Why were even hospital doctors framing people now? No, that was not right. She must still be dreaming… The moment this thought rose in her mind, the gentle female voice continued murmuring beside her ear.

“Don’t worry. Your master will definitely seek justice for you. They were only a few century-old fruits, weren’t they? I’ll compensate him for them… Chufu, don’t scare your master.”

Wait. Why did that line sound so familiar?

Gu Chufu kept frowning as she thought about it. She felt as if she had heard it somewhere before—or seen it somewhere.

…Oh my god. Fuck.

Wasn’t this from that novel she had read last night? If the early parts of the story had not described the fox-demon supporting female character’s life as so happy and fulfilling, Gu Chufu absolutely would never have kept reading.

That shit-feeding masterpiece!

Could she keep pretending to be dead? Who on earth had cursed her into transmigrating into a novel? It had to be those damned netizens, right?

Some people were still alive, but she was already dead.

Gu Chufu wanted to cry but had no tears. The first thing she thought of was that her graduate school and doctoral plans had been so close to success… and her paper still was not finished.

Could anyone understand her pain?

She never should have clicked on that novel in the middle of the night. It was the first novel she had read since middle school. Not only had she abandoned her paper halfway through, she had even argued with netizens and nearly angered herself to death.

And now, she had directly transmigrated into a cultivation world…

Warning: read fewer novels!