OO Romance—The Yuri Of All Yuri! - Chapter 2

Bian Lu looked at the aggressive “herself” standing before her. Her long hair, which had always been soft and obedient, had gotten a little messy from running. The corners of her eyes were faintly red from exertion. Her face was clean, with no makeup, not even lipstick. She wore a plain white cotton dress and a simple pair of white canvas shoes.

This was the kind of outfit Bian Lu often wore in university—fresh, clean, and not easy to make look cheap.

Yes, cheap.

She was very poor. She could only afford street-stall clothes or things with free shipping for 9.9 yuan. If she did not want others to look down on her, choosing the right combination was extremely important.

But this dress was one she had bought in her sophomore year. Later, after she spilled vegetable soup on it and could not wash it clean no matter what she did, she had thrown it away. So why was it suddenly on “her” body again?

The feeling was strange. None of it felt real. It was like having a bizarre, colorful dream—one that had taken her back six years.

She carefully reached out and poked “her” face. It was cool to the touch, the kind of coolness left behind after sweat carried away body heat from running.

That real sensation finally gave her a faint sense of reality.

This was not a dream.

This was real.

She really had swapped souls with Su Yi.

“Don’t touch me!”

Her hand was swatted away in disgust. It was clearly “her own” voice, yet somehow it sounded unfamiliar. Hearing her voice from inside her own body was indeed different from hearing it through someone else’s ears.

She could not help but laugh. The small bit of reality she had just gained instantly blurred again.

She… she had actually swapped with Su Yi.

Su Yi!

That Su Yi, the one she would not be able to reach even if she lived eight more lifetimes!

Su Yi!

Why did this still feel like a dream?

“Don’t use my face to smile so disgustingly!”

Su Yi’s disdainful remark dragged her back to reality again.

Bian Lu touched her face. She really was smiling. She quickly forced the smile down, but then remembered that the face she was touching was Su Yi’s face.

Su Yi’s face.

Su Yi!

She could not help the corners of her lips from curving up again. The moment she lifted her eyes, she met Su Yi’s chilly gaze and was so frightened that she immediately straightened her mouth again.

“Uh… cough. I’m used to it. I’ll be careful.”

Su Yi had always thought Bian Lu was fake, pretentious, and full of green tea energy. She had never expected that there was something wrong with her brain too.

With a look of disgust, Su Yi wiped the part of her face that had been touched. Even after wiping it, she still felt unclean. She simply brushed past Bian Lu and entered the bedroom, then headed into the bathroom with practiced familiarity. She turned on the tap, washed her face, squeezed out facial cleanser, and washed again. She scrubbed for a full five minutes before finally pulling out a disposable face towel, drying the droplets of water, and tossing it into the trash can.

When she turned around, Bian Lu was standing stiffly at the bathroom doorway, watching her eagerly, as if Su Yi were not washing her face but doing something earth-shattering.

Being stared at by her own face like this was creepy to the extreme. Su Yi suddenly felt that washing her face was not enough.

She had to take a shower.

Right now, every inch of her body felt uncomfortable. It was as if she were wearing a human skin that had rolled around in mud—no, mud mixed with piss. She felt like she was about to suffocate.

“I’m taking a shower. Get out.”

Su Yi had never had a good attitude toward people she hated. She grabbed the door handle without a trace of politeness, signaling for Bian Lu to hurry up and leave. She was going to close the door, and if Bian Lu was too slow and got caught in it, that would be her own fault.

Bian Lu softly said, “Oh,” and quickly moved aside.

But that single sound made Su Yi’s door, which was already half closed, suddenly freeze in place.

She took a deep breath, then looked sidelong at Bian Lu with a smile that did not reach her eyes. Word by word, she said, “If you use that weak little voice again, believe it or not, I’ll even hit myself.”

Bian Lu had a typical omega face. Her eyes were round and deer-like, always watery no matter when one looked at them, as if she were about to cry.

Bian Lu had always hated her own eyes for exactly that reason. Because of them, people had slapped labels on her like scheming green tea and fake white lotus. But it was not something she could change. What was she supposed to do, gouge her own eyes out?

Now that Su Yi was in her body, she was clearly looking at Bian Lu with the same mocking, condescending expression as usual. So why did she not seem fierce at all?

Why did it actually feel like she was acting spoiled?

It seemed appearance really did have a huge effect on perception.

This truly could not be blamed on her.

“Um… although this might not be the right time to say this, are you really going to take a shower?”

“If your eyes don’t work, hurry up and make an appointment with ophthalmology. Can’t you see I’m about to close the door?”

“Uh… I can.”

“Then why aren’t you leaving? Are you standing there to be a doorstop?”

“I just…”

“I don’t care what you’re doing. Leave. Now.”

“But…”

“Get out.”

“Oh… Then, if you feel unused to it, you can call me. I don’t mind helping.”

Unused to it?

What was there to be unused to about taking a shower? She showered every day.

Bang!

Without mercy, Su Yi slammed the door shut right in Bian Lu’s face and locked it.

She really must have been cursed for eight lifetimes. Whose ancestral grave had she dug up in her past life to deserve this kind of retribution in this one?

If fate wanted to punish her, it could just scatter her ashes. What was the meaning of making her enter someone else’s body?

And such a dirty body at that. Every additional minute she spent inside it made her want to vomit.

Who was Bian Lu?

Jing University’s famous compensated-dating girl.

In high school, she had been with some bald old man. During freshman year, that old man had even come looking for her in a Maybach. In the second semester of freshman year, who knew how, but she had managed to latch onto the second daughter of the Cen family. Only then did the messy mix of alpha pheromones on her body finally become the single scent of Cen Qingke, making it less choking than before.

Su Yi did not care much about those messy rumors. After all, whether someone else was a compensated-dating girl or a young lady from a wealthy family, what did it have to do with her?

But Bian Lu just had to be in the same year as her. Many of their public lectures overlapped. Even if Su Yi did not want to see her, she still had to.

Actually, if Su Yi truly wanted to avoid Bian Lu, it was not impossible. But why should she avoid her?

They did not even really know each other. They had only heard rumors about each other. The number of words they had actually exchanged face-to-face was no more than three sentences. Why should she wrong herself for the sake of a stranger?

She had attended public lectures with Bian Lu for three years. Soon, it would be the fourth year. She had thought they were finally about to graduate and that she would never have to see that annoying face again.

Who could have expected that, after one night of sleep, she would wake up as Bian Lu?

At that moment, she had nearly thought she was trapped inside Inception, and she had wanted to slam herself into the wall to wake up.

She could not understand how such a mistake had happened.

She remembered that last night, she and her friends had gone to a farewell dinner with their senior. Their senior was going abroad for graduate school, and no one knew when she would come back. Their emotions had run high for a moment, and they had started playing truth or dare.

Normally, Su Yi disdained such childish and tasteless games. She had only reluctantly joined in out of consideration for her senior.

And then?

What had happened after that?

As Su Yi thought, she took off the cotton dress she was wearing and casually threw it into the laundry basket. Out of habit, she reached for the clasp of the front-clasp bra. After fumbling for a while and failing to find the hook, she lowered her head in confusion.

Su Yi: “…”

Su Yi: “…………”

Su Yi: “……………………”

Calm down. Just looking once would not give her a stye.

Damn it!

The fact that they were bigger than hers was seriously irritating!

She did not like such an obvious omega symbol. She wished her own C-cup would shrink down to an A. She never expected that one day, instead of shrinking, it would actually grow!

D!

It was actually a D!

Even if it was not hers, it was still irritating!

Su Yi awkwardly raised her hands, wanting to reach behind herself and unfasten the clasp. But with just the slightest movement, she felt everything tremble three times, and it was… it was…

Her scalp went numb, damn it!

Wh-what was she supposed to do?

How was she supposed to shower now?