OO Romance—The Yuri Of All Yuri! - Chapter 5

As Bian Lu spoke, she reached out to pull the side zipper of the dress. Su Yi instinctively took a step back, her head buzzing. She pressed a hand to her forehead and waved weakly.

“Get out.”

Bian Lu smiled with a perfectly harmless expression. “You don’t need my help? I’m really very willing to serve.”

“Get out!”

A wise person knew when to yield. Bian Lu obediently left and even thoughtfully locked the door for Su Yi.

Watching her unhurried manner, Su Yi’s anger burned even hotter.

Why?

Why?!

She had used up half a lifetime’s worth of “why” in this one morning.

Why did Bian Lu look like nothing had happened, while she had to suffer like this?!

Why didn’t she just go out and stab her to death? The two of them could die together and be done with it.

But why?

Why should she be forced into murder? Why would Bian Lu get to become the innocent victim?

She was the innocent one here, all right?

Why? Why?!

Amid one “why” after another, Su Yi nearly sank into depression. After struggling with herself for a long time, she finally hardened her heart, stripped everything off in a few quick motions, closed her eyes, and stepped into the water.

When she came out again, Su Yi’s legs were weak, her feet were unsteady, and she looked as if some demon had drained all the vitality from her body. Her three souls were already ruined, and seven spirits had nearly collapsed. Her whole person was on the verge of giving out.

How was taking a bath more exhausting than spending three days scheming against those old things on the board of directors?!

Weakly, she walked to the bedside and sat down. She wiped her dripping wet long hair halfheartedly, her mind filled with the D-cup she had accidentally touched.

That D!

That hateful D!

That annoying D!

She never wanted to stay inside someone else’s body and carry someone else’s D-cup again!

And that other place too—she had no idea whether she had washed it clean. She had not dared to touch it…

Forget it. Whatever!

If she had to go through this every day, she would not need those old things to fight her to death. She would die young all by herself!

Bian Lu found a hair dryer and handed it to her, asking casually, “Are you satisfied?”

That single sentence stepped right on Su Yi’s tail. She instantly exploded.

“Satisfied with what? I’m an omega! So what if you’re a D? I only like A! A! Understand?”

After saying all that with a stiff face, Su Yi still felt it was not enough. Gritting her teeth, she added, “Why do you seduce everyone? You won’t even let omegas off? Is anyone with a bit of money fair game to you? Can you have even the slightest bit of shame? Hm? Can you?”

In her previous life, Bian Lu had heard plenty of Su Yi’s mockery. Hearing it again now, she did not really feel much.

She was just… used to it.

Calmly, Bian Lu said, “Oh. I was actually just asking whether you were satisfied with your bath. Did you wash clean? After all, you seem rather uncomfortable wearing this skin of mine. At least if it’s clean, you might feel a little better.”

Satisfied… with the bath?

She was not asking about that… thing?

Su Yi’s anger instantly had nowhere to go. Her red lips parted awkwardly. Her long lashes trembled and trembled before she closed her eyes in frustration.

All the face she had in this lifetime had been lost today!

If she had known earlier, she should not have hesitated. She should have killed Bian Lu and dragged her down with her!

Too many things had happened all at once. Suddenly having to clean someone else’s body had given her too much of a shock. Her mind kept swinging between clarity and collapse. She should not speak right now. She should cool down for at least the whole morning before opening her mouth again.

Bian Lu said, “Also, about what you said, that I seduce anyone with money. I need to clarify that right now, the one with money… seems to be me. At least legally speaking. I’m Su Yi now. You’re standing in my room and wearing my bathrobe.”

Su Yi: “…”

Hold it in. She needed to give her brain the entire morning to cool down completely.

Su Yi: “…”

Su Yi: “…………”

Su Yi: “………………”

So annoying.

She could not hold it in at all!

That green tea actually dared to threaten her?!

Then didn’t that mean she would also dare to use Su Yi’s body to seduce random wild alphas?

Would she dare?!

If she dared, Su Yi would absolutely kill her!

Seeing Su Yi’s hostile expression, Bian Lu “considerately” said nothing more and stood up to head toward the bathroom.

She had cursed Bian Lu so many times. It wasn’t too much for Bian Lu to anger her once, right?

The moment Su Yi opened her eyes and saw Bian Lu entering the bathroom, she had a bad premonition.

“What are you doing?”

“Taking a shower.”

Su Yi’s eyes widened slightly. “What shower are you taking? Are you saying I’m not clean?!”

Holding the door handle, Bian Lu waved her hand. “No, no. How could that be? I’m just afraid you’ll think I’m dirty, so…”

“Don’t use my face to make that bullied expression. And don’t speak in that soft, mushy tone!”

“Oh.” Bian Lu promptly strengthened her tone. “I’m afraid you’ll think I’m dirty!”

“You still aren’t allowed to shower!”

“You don’t think I’m dirty?”

“In any case, you’re not allowed to shower!”

Bian Lu hesitated, then slowly shuffled back.

“But even if I don’t shower now, I’ll still have to shower tonight. It’s not like I can go without showering for every day we don’t switch back. In this heat, I don’t mind, but I’m afraid I’ll smell and offend you.”

Su Yi took a deep breath. She had just told herself not to speak and to cool down for the whole morning, yet here she was, babbling a whole bunch again.

“You don’t need to go out. It’s not hot at home. You won’t stink.”

“You don’t need me to attend class for you?”

“Ask for leave.”

Bian Lu said, “I’ll promise not to go out, but you also have to promise to attend class for me. My schedule is tight. I don’t have time to make up credits. I have to go to class.”

The moment Su Yi heard that, she wanted to laugh.

I don’t even attend my own classes, and you want me to attend yours?

This woman really did have something wrong with her brain.

“Let’s not talk about class yet. First, think about how we ended up like this. You’re so calm. Could this be something you did?”

“How would I have that kind of ability?”

“It had better not be. Otherwise, I really will take you down with me!”

“What do you mean, take me down with you?”

“Don’t change the subject. What exactly happened last night?”

“Last night…”

Buzz, buzz. Buzz, buzz.

Bian Lu’s phone suddenly rang.

By instinct, Bian Lu picked it up and glanced at it.

It was Cen Qingke.

She looked at Su Yi, hesitated for one second, then turned on speakerphone.

Cen Qingke’s furious voice came through from the other side.

“You have ten minutes to appear in front of me. Otherwise, bear the consequences yourself!”

Before Bian Lu even had to speak, Cen Qingke had already hung up.

The scariest thing was when the air suddenly went silent.

Holding the phone, Bian Lu looked at Su Yi and smiled ingratiatingly.

“Um…”

“Shut up, get lost, and I’m not going!”

“Please. I can’t not go. I’ll explain when we get back.”

“Not listening, not listening, turtle chanting scriptures!”

Su Yi plugged in the hair dryer and switched it to the highest setting. Buzz, buzz, buzz. She blasted it randomly at her head, and Bian Lu leaned close to her ear to nag.

“Su Yi…”

“Don’t call my name so stickily. We’re not close!”

“Please help…”

“No!”

“You really won’t help?”

“No!”

“All right, then.”

Bian Lu actually stopped begging Su Yi. She turned around, picked up Su Yi’s phone, unlocked it with her fingerprint, tapped in a string of numbers, and directly dialed out.

The speaker was turned on, and English rap played from the other side. Just from that, it was obviously not a teacher or counselor’s number.

Su Yi immediately switched off the hair dryer and walked over, frowning. “Who are you calling?”

Bian Lu leaned against a hollow-carved, gilded European-style piece of furniture. The bright red silk nightgown outlined her graceful figure. Her collarbones were delicate, and the finger resting against her lips was fair and luminous.

When she smiled faintly, she lost the usual arrogant, domineering sharpness and gained an indescribable beauty instead—obedient yet wicked, pure yet seductive. She was simply the omega among omegas, a rare treasure in the mortal world.

Looking at Bian Lu like this, Su Yi’s ominous feeling grew stronger.

She heard Bian Lu use her voice to say in a soft, winding tone, “Since you refuse to go, then I can only go myself.”

That green tea actually used her voice to say such disgusting little particles!

Su Yi reached out, wanting to hang up the call, but Bian Lu raised her hand high and dodged.

Bian Lu’s body was not as tall as Su Yi’s. Su Yi reached several times and still could not grab it.

It was… a complicated feeling. She did not know whether to be happy or angry.

Irritated, Su Yi said, “You’re going with my body? I’m not even close with Cen Qingke.”

“What does it matter whether you’re close or not? She’s in a bad mood right now. As long as someone goes to coax her, it’ll be fine.”

Coax her?

How?

Su Yi’s eyes widened slightly.

“Don’t tell me you’re planning to…”

Use my body to please her?!

Su Yi was so angry that she could not even say the second half of the sentence.

But Bian Lu understood.

Bian Lu smiled faintly. “I have no choice. Since you won’t help, I can only go into battle myself.”

Before she finished speaking, the call connected.

“Who is this?!”

The person on the other end was clearly in a bad mood and still furious.

Just as Bian Lu was about to speak, Su Yi seized the opportunity to snatch the phone away and quickly pressed the hang-up button!

Bian Lu did not fight her for it. She only said calmly, “Even if you hang up the call, the legs are on my body. I can still go.”

Su Yi pressed her throbbing temples. She had not expected that her wish to cool down for the whole morning would be harder than ascending to heaven. Harder than the eighty-one trials Tang Seng faced on his journey to the west!

“I’ll go!”

Heh.

You forced me to go.

Don’t regret it.