A Faceful Of Lovey-Dovey PDA - Chapter 7

The announcer on the rostrum was none other than Lin Xueyin, who had just finished interviewing the athletes. Seeing her childhood friend leap over layer after layer of obstacles with the agile grace only a martial arts hero should possess, landing on the green field, she could not help narrating: “Ah, students, look! This is the power of youth. The female student before us is my friend. On normal days, she loves eating and hates moving, but at this moment, she too has been moved by the athletic spirit radiating from our sports heroes and has personally joined in through action!”

Fuck…

Hearing this, Chu Mei wished she could rush onto the stage and skin Lin Xueyin alive.

Sister Fang had a lollipop in her mouth, looking entirely like she was waiting to watch a good show.

Su Qin had already started running. The two little girls who wanted to surround her and trip her up had miscalculated. Just as they tried to close in on Su Qin from the left and right, Su Qin seemed to have oiled the soles of her feet. She had already shot a hundred meters ahead. For Chuchu’s spicy strips, she was really going all out.

The boys in the front row started roaring. Chu Mei, who had just jumped down beside the track, froze when she saw Su Qin fly past.

Huh?

How come nothing happened?

The two girls were clever too. Seeing that they could not catch up, they simply slowed down, preparing to intercept Su Qin on the second lap and then use a “you accidentally squeezed into me” tactic to teach Su Qin a harsh lesson.

Unfortunately, Su Qin’s guardian angel, Chu Mei, descended like a heavenly being. With her left hand, she grabbed one. With her right arm, she hugged the other. Clawing with her hands, biting with her mouth, and scraping with her feet, she tangled herself into a ball with the two of them.

On the rostrum, Lin Xueyin, whose glasses prescription was four hundred degrees, adjusted her glasses. “Look! My childhood friend has been moved by the athletes’ never-give-up spirit and has already merged as one with them. She is even personally dragging them forward with her own body, trying to help them advance! Keep going, my friend! Burn bright, youth! Students, let us applaud her spirit! Boil with passion!”

The male co-announcer beside her swallowed. Fuck? Why was the world he saw different from Lin Xueyin’s?

Lin Xueyin turned around and snapped her fingers at the student on duty in the broadcast room behind her. “Play ‘Run.’”

Speed at seventy miles,

My mood is free and unrestrained…

…

And so, amid the passionate music, Chu Mei and the two girls wrestled together. Her arms were covered in teeth marks, and a large patch of skin had been scraped off her foot. Bloodiness level: five stars.

When Su Qin charged to the finish line in one breath, completely exhausted, and waved toward the stands, Sister Fang spat out her lollipop and pointed toward the fight scene. “Look over there!”

Su Qin: “………………”

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In the homeroom teacher’s office, Mother Chu listened as the homeroom teacher, heartbroken and furious, described Chu Mei’s brilliant performance during the sports meet that morning.

With her tenacious fighting spirit, she had defeated all the athletes and seized the headlines, earning herself the title of “No. 3 Middle School’s Top Sister.”

No. 3 Middle School’s Top Sister stood outside the office, facing the corner and reflecting on her mistakes. Beside her were the two girls who had fought with her. One of the taller girls gritted her teeth. “Fuck, classmate, even now, you still can’t tell me exactly why you bit me?”

Chu Mei had the full bearing of a top sister. She rolled her eyes. Tell her? Tell her what? That it was to protect her family’s Ah Qin? Wouldn’t that drag Ah Qin into trouble too? She raised her middle finger. “No comment!”

With a bang, the trash can outside the door was kicked flying, and another bloody battle broke out.

The door was suddenly pulled open. The three parents looked at the children who had already started fighting in the pile of scrap paper and silently burst into tears… It seemed this ideological education would have to be postponed after all.

It was almost noon before Mother Chu was finally released. With a dark face, she looked at Chu Mei. “Get over here!”

Chu Mei pursed her lips and followed behind her. After only a few steps, she saw Su Qin across from her, looking anxious. She stuck out her tongue and bared her teeth at Su Qin, making a silly face. Su Qin was half-dead with anger. Even at a time like this, this person still was not afraid of anything? What on earth had she done it for?

Seeing Chu Mei leave with Mother Chu, Su Qin paced back and forth in place. Lin Xueyin ran over and adjusted her glasses. “Can someone tell me what happened? Why was my title as model broadcaster canceled, and on top of that, why was I directly kicked out of the junior reporter squad?”

Sister Fang had both hands behind her head, looking sloppy and carefree. “Because you’re blind.”

Lin Xueyin: “…”

Su Qin looked at Wang Yanfang. “What exactly happened, Sister Fang?”

Sister Fang sighed, wearing a wicked smile. “It was honestly too spectacular. To keep our classmate Chu Mei from being treated like a lunatic after acting righteous and heroic for once, I’ll tell you all about her heroic rescue of a beauty.”

By the time Su Qin understood what had happened, Chu Mei had also slunk back in disgrace. She patted Su Qin’s butt. “Relax. My mom didn’t scold me. She only pinched my face.”

Looking at Chu Mei’s red and swollen face, Su Qin helplessly reached out and touched it. “Why are you so stupid?”

Sister Fang shuddered. “You two are disgusting. Go off to the side. I still have the standing long jump in a bit. You’re making my legs go weak with all this mushiness.”

Lin Xueyin adjusted her glasses again and asked seriously, “Sister Fang, can you tell me exactly what I was blind for?”

Sister Fang: “…”

Youth was wonderful precisely because of this. There was plenty of time to roam and plenty of time to play.

On days when Chu Mei was around, Su Qin would never feel bored. In the blink of an eye, the relaxed and happy first and second years of middle school passed, and the shadow of third year quickly descended over the faces of these bright, youthful girls.

Lin Xueyin could no longer come out and show off. Father Lin found her a golden one-on-one tutor to supervise her all day long. Her release date was graduation.

As for Sister Fang, she was still that same sloppy, roguish person, as if nothing between heaven and earth had anything to do with her. Every day, she delivered milk as usual, while also receiving the outstanding student scholarship. To her, studying was forever something not worth mentioning. As long as she listened carefully in class, then after school, she would weave through streets and alleys doing part-time jobs, already beginning to prepare for her high school tuition.

Among them, the most miserable one was Chu Mei.

A young girl in the prime of youth, right in the middle of puberty, yet Su Qin forcefully pressed her into a room every day to study.

With an eraser balanced on her nose, she teased Su Qin. “Ah Qin, look, look! My nose can hold up an eraser!”

Su Qin flipped through the test paper and looked at her coldly. “Who wants to look at your pig nose? If you don’t finish today’s test paper, don’t even think about going out to play basketball.”

After a period of basketball training, although Chu Mei had not grown to Sister Fang’s height, she had successfully reached the point where she no longer needed to look up at Su Qin. During the days when she was working hard to grow taller, Sister Fang had already successfully reached one meter sixty-eight and could helplessly say to everyone, “Ai, being too tall is really annoying,” the kind of comment that made people want to hate her.

“I need to go to the bathroom. My stomach hurts.” Chu Mei clutched her stomach and lay sprawled over the desk, shouting. Su Qin frowned. “You’ve already gone to the bathroom five times today.”

“You’re too perverted, Ah Qin. You’re even counting this? You’re actually using such low-class methods on the person closest and dearest to you.”

“For a rogue like you, methods are exactly what should be used.”

“I really need to go to the bathroom.” As Chu Mei spoke, she clutched her stomach and stood up. Her brows were furrowed, and her face was a little pale. Su Qin noticed something was wrong. “Did you secretly buy grilled squid behind my back again after school?”

“I did not!” Chu Mei denied it flatly. “If I bought it, would I not tell you? Am I that kind of person?”

Su Qin gave a cold snort and did not question her further. Chu Mei took a deep breath. Thank goodness, thank goodness. She had only eaten five skewers, that was all.

“I’ll go to the bathroom with you and see what tricks you’re trying to pull.” Su Qin stood up and followed Chu Mei. Chu Mei was speechless. “You really are perverted enough.”

“Are you shy?” Su Qin looked into her eyes. Chu Mei stubbornly said, “Shy, my ass. As long as you don’t find it disgusting, that’s fine. I’m going to fart, poop, and pee, and perform a moving symphony.”

Su Qin: “…”

Chu Mei was only tough with her mouth. The moment she entered the bathroom and saw Su Qin leisurely standing in front of the sink looking in the mirror, she chickened out. “Ah Qin, with you here… I can’t pee.”

“I’m not watching you. Hurry up. If you don’t make some sound for me today, you’re dead.”

When Su Qin said cruel things, she showed no mercy at all. Chu Mei was scared now. She gathered all her strength and started pushing hard.

Truly… she used every bit of strength she had.

One minute later, she stood up and stared at the toilet in shock. “Ahhh, Ah Qin, I pushed too hard and actually started bleeding!!! It can’t be like what the book says, that pushing too hard can rupture the hymen, right? Ahhh, you ruined my innocence! You have to take responsibility for me!!!”